Artwork by: http://www.deviantart.com/art/Sentai-Genji-684676757

VAC ban is for me on TF2.
It was a shared pc, my younger brother had access too. Crying





Small loan of a million bananas by twitch dot tv user Memics
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It was a nice evening when Nitro laid down on her bed, about to pass out from all the work, arguing with her mom and buying 2000 dollar tablets when she heard something slam against her window. She faced the window, but couldn’t find the source of the noise.
She fell asleep, quickly forgetting about this weird ♥♥♥♥.
It was 6:66 am when twitch dot tv user mightbedong finally broke into Nitro-kun’s room, holding a bundle of bananas in his hands. He moaned as he saw Nitro’s erect banana lying on the bed and quickly grabbed it. In his lust, he quickly removed all of his clothing and threw the bundle of bananas into the air, only for them to land on his head. Now he was covered in bananas and wanted to get some action, but the pile of hay in the corner of the room was freaking him out. Guarded by a Pyro wearing a weird mask and having an udder strapped to his chest, he mumbled “git gud fggt KappaPride” and the Pyro disappeared into the pile of hay.
Mightbedong went down on his knees and prayed to Shrek, as he always did at 6:67 am.
“Shrek, pls help me rek this banana”, he whispered. He was ready.
“Nitro’s banana is love, Nitro’s banana is life”, was the last thing he said as he tried to grab Nitro’s female banana again, but he was interruped. Someone sent Nitro a steam message, containing the message “Nitro, ban Memics.”.
Memics was banned, Snork was deleted off her friendslist and now he finally could get down to town. He jerked off while Nitro was fully aware of what was happening around her. Steamcommunity user Memics was standing outside her house, saying “blaze weed m9” while Snork was busy being a crying baby.
Mightbedong got up, opened the door, did the dinosaur and screamed at Snork “GET OUT OF HER GARDEN, CYKA!”
Gangnam Style was playing in the background while Nitro carefully got up, locked her door and hugged her female erect banana, happy that these nerds are all out of her house.