Recent reviews by Orgotholik

It's come a long way since release.

There comes a time when survival games cease to sparkle, when base building loses it's luster, when video game escapes become a prison and all that is left is a gamer's love for the source material.

The Dev's seem to care & have passion - the art, sound design & attention to detail is on point. If you like the Conan Universe & survival games, you will easily overlook the flaws/short comings of this game.

So good that game developers don't make them like this anymore. They just re-release the originals on modern platforms so they can get some of that sweet teet milk once again...

But for those of us who had the original milkshakes, modern ice cream shops have made us see that teet for what it is... Crusty & crumpled, but the milk is still kinda sweet...

They remastered Soul Reaver recently... So one can only hope this gets a remaster or a continuation... If the developers are still alive, please help us kind ssssiiiiiiiirrrrrrr!

The version Gary Coleman & I grew up on.

We both turned out just fine.

in the 1990's, they said games like this would create a generation of psychopaths.

It's difficult to play in a straight jacket.

Playtime according to Steam: 3.5 hours

Playtime according to the late 1990's: More than I spent doing homework

A classic redux makes Wang happy. A classic redux without the ability to play co-op, a feature in the original game... = sticky bomb, meet Mr. Stupid.

If it's on sale, wash Wang. If it's full price, watch Wang, wash Wang.

Flavor: Dungeon Keeper 1 & 2

Vibe: 90's ish Slap-stick humor, not as thick as Dungeon Keeper, but thicker than your average hot mess next door.

Addiction Level: Severe for the casual Carl & Casi. Tons of modes to tickle your pickle and stifle your trifle. Great community maps & content as well.

Multiplayer: Primitive, this ain't 1997, they need to work on getting up to date on modern multiplayer ease, not connecting through back doors and firewalls.

Overall: Its clean, it's fun & it needs to go into your pretty little library.