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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 1:08am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:08am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 2:26am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:26am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 3:19am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:54am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:20am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 3:14am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:47am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:55am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:08am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:11am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:12am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:12am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 3:20am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:57am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:57am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:30am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:10am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:19am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:28am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:20am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:08am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:13am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:11am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:56am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:48am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:05am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:20am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:04am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:15am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 11:04am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 6:40pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 3:28am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:14am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:07am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 4:28pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 2:20am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:20am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 3:19am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:48am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:48am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:18am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 1:34am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:05am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:56am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:15pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:10am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:26am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 3:19am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:11am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:20am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:29pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:43am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:48am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:14pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:50pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:56am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 5:13am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:04am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:47am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:11am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:10am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 1:05pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:26pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:48am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:48am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:07am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 4:31pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 7:56pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:56am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:09pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:58pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:21am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:08am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:23am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 3:19am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:15am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:55am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:20am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 12:15am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 3:43am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:30pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:10am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 6:02pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:59am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 12:04am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:07am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:30am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:27am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:17am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:51pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:58pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:49pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:03am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:58pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:58pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:57pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:38am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:38am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:23am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:39am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:31am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:38am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:52am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:17am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:45am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:40am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 6:14pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2024 @ 1:51am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 5:09am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:14pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 3:56am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 12:26am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:12pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:17am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 2:08am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 1:30am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:16am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:26pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:54am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:20am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 3:30am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:56pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 12:18am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:38am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:38am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:51am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:12am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:46am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:58pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 12:26am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:01am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:36am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:08am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:29am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:04am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:04am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:17am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:12am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 2:03pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:04am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 2:10am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 1:43am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 3:17am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 5:13am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 5:15am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:28am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:17am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 3:17am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:43am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 1:59am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 2:58am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 2:10am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:14am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:56am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:15am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:24am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:42am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 5:53pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 12:01am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 1:41am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 3:36am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:08am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:17am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:54pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:45am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 12:13am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:10am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:59am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 3:22am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 2:10am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:12pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:49am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:02am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 12:12am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:38am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:02am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 12:37am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 11:26pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 2:35am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:20am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:38am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 12:13am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:37am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 7:23pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:48am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:50am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:39am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 2:57am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 4:25am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:12am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:07am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:16am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:34am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:12am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 2:15am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 10:52am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 2:19am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 2:19am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 1:20am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 2:38am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:20am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:36am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 12:01am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:54am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:30am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:38am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 2:41am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 5:42am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 8:57pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:47am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:57am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:15am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:39am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 12:58pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 4:26am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 4:25am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:20am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:28am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 4:06am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:47pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:30pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:28am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:24am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 5:55am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 4:11pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 1:53am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 2:26am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:06am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 11:28pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 4:10am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:48pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:08am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 5:31am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:01pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:44am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:44am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:14am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 2:42am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 9:28pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:48am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:48am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:48am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:31am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:31am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:38am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 3:26am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 4:33pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:48am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:45am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 5:40am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:51am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 2:56am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 1:38am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 5:23pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:48am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:10am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:10am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:44am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:48am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:48am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 3:21am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 8:57pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:32pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:35am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:17am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:09am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:11am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:57pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 2:04am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:10am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:10am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:10am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:10am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:10am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:10am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:10am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:10am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:10am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:43am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:15am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:24am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:10am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:10am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:10am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:05am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:08am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:08am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:08am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:08am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:08am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:08am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:08am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:08am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:08am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:21am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:20am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 3:41pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:09am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 5:09am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:08am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:08am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 5:32am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 2:21pm



By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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