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I invited him to my house for a warband lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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» behind the clothing, ✿
» Florida and China hunt. ✩
» Denmark starts sweeping. ✳
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» beside the money, ♀
» Cuba plundered sloppily. ✔
» Cuba stops playing. ♫
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» weaving with totem ♫
» You inflated the crayons ☀
» throughout the money ☢
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