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= Super Genius Intellect High Intelligence GOD!
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I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds
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Its amazing, I'm smarter, more productive, more focused at work, a simple task is now much better.
Outsiders dont get it, they dont get us. I'm not saying were better but were more open minded and probably smarter.
I love this community, and I love this way of life.
I bet you guys think this is funny or something, but this is far from a laughing matter. Just today I was walking through the shady part of town when two guys in hoodies attempted to jump me. I could tell by their jittery movements that they must of been hardcore meth addicts. Before I had time to react, the smaller one came at me with a box cutter. I hastily unsheathed my luxury Minecraft diamond fidget spinner. Within two spins I had dropped both goons. Remember to stay safe, and never forget to keep spinning
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Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
NOT 4 SEX
looking for someone to blow my toppings
Strong gusts preferred
Serious inquiries only!!!
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This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on.
I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"
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It's BAD to like LOLICON!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEEABOO PAEDOPHILE and tell them how DISGUSTING they are
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Name: Speed Luigi
Age: eternal
Likes: No questions, not being defeated
Powers: Can stop on a dime
Name: Tony Hawk
Age: many
Likes: Boom Boom Huck Jam
Powers: Skate
"What are you looking at ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phonies!?!" Dartanyan yells, throwing daggers and ♥♥♥♥ tentacles at them.
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