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77 of 127 (61%) Achievements Earned::

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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 7:07am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 11:01am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 11:17am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 10:23am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 12:23pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 12:05pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 11:59am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 8:32am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 5:08am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 10:33am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 7:36am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 11:57am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 10:26am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 10:40am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 7:37am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 10:47am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 10:23am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 5:48am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 5:54am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 5:56am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 9:51am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 10:43am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 12:50pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2014 @ 11:31am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 9:34am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 4:03am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2014 @ 9:42am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 1:03am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 1:39pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 8:45am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2014 @ 12:00pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 4:07am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 4:37am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 5:50am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 9:27am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 12:50pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2014 @ 9:41am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2014 @ 12:00pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2014 @ 9:25am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 12:50pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 5:50am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 11:23am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 5:50am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 5:52am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 11:09am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 6:14am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 8:18am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 8:00am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 12:43pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 12:43pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 7:37am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 1:10pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 1:07pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 1:55pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 8:05am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 1:02pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 5:55am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 4:22pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 2:09pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 3:05pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 4:17pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 12:59pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 6:59am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 9:41am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 7 May, 2015 @ 10:31am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 10:06am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 7:07am

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 9:28am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:13am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:19am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2016 @ 6:55am

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2016 @ 8:33am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2016 @ 7:18am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2016 @ 8:27am

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2016 @ 7:41am



The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

BFF

Lick a friend

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

I am Bread

Are you bread?

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.