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Jessica

I’m currently getting bullied in

Lancashire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)

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Years of Service

500 XP

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…

...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

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I go by many names:

Some call me Jess

Others call me Jessi

Most call me Jessica

But you, you can suck my clit!

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We should buy a bar...

Of course, we should buy a bar!

We should totally buy a bar!

We should totally buy a bar...

Our bar would be awesome..

And dude, dude, dude, DUDE!!... the name of our bar... Puzzles. People will be, like, "Why is it called Puzzles?"... That's the puzzle!

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HEY!? What the ♥♥♥♥ are you looking at?! Stop staring at my massive ass!

B*tch who sh*ts energy.

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If your reading this.. you don’t have long left. By clicking onto my profile and taking the time to read this you have signed your life away to me.
You have 7 days. You cannot run from me. You are already dead.

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"Jessi! Jessi!! We need to cook Jessi! We- We need to cook!"

"But Mr. White!~ Im getting my nails done with Chelsea at 5 and I cant cancel on my babes Chels!"

"Jessi. What the ♥♥♥♥ are you talking about?! We- We need to cook Jessi otherwise We'll miss Guss' dead line!"

"Ugh!.. You're so annoying Mr.White! Whenever we cook it always ruins my nails! Nail jobs arent cheap you know!!"

"Jessi... Do you think I give a ♥♥♥♥ about your nails right now? I'm telling you we need to cook!"

"O. M. G. FINE! I'll cancel my hang out with Chels!- but you can deal with Mels B F when she hears I cancelled!"

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Um... This is a work in progress. So, uh...
Slam poetry!

Yelling!
Angry!
Waving my hands a lot!
Specific point of view on things
Cynthia!
Cyn. thi. a
Jesus died for our sin-thee-uhs
Jesus cried, runaway bride
Julia Roberts!
Julia rob, hurts
Cynthia! Mmmm…
Cynthia
You're dead
You are dead, bap boop beep bap boop beep…
You're dead

That's for Cynthia,
Who's dead.

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