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-- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution
😷
Some primal termite knocked on wood.
And tasted it, and found it good.
And that is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today.
-- Ogden Nash
🤥
Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation:
The judge's jokes are always funny.
😱
Peter: [shouts] Rock lobster!
🤔
May's Law:
The quality of correlation is inversly proportional to the density
of control. (The fewer the data points, the smoother the curves.)
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It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist.
It produces a false impression.
-- Oscar Wilde.
😬
Brian: Look at you. You spent all that time making Chris jealous and now you have an eating disorder.
Stewie: Help me up.
Brian: I would but my doctor advised me against heavy lifting.
😭
made it my self (jk)
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