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1 person found this review helpful
5.5 hrs on record
I love this game. It beats Bit Blaster XL in every way, shape, and form in my opinion.

Infinitely veer left and right, pass obstacles, collect goodies to upgrade your ship, repeat. The gameplay is nothing out of the ordinary, its pretty standard. But the presentation is wonderful, and for that I will recommend this game.

Don't come in expecting a huge game (though there is a lot to do in this gam), come in expecting a fun little time waster.
Posted 5 August, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
9.0 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
I've spent so much time in this game just building creatively, I can't tell you how easy and fun it is to just build. Give yourself some infinite money, and just build. It's so relaxing, I can't describe it.

Of course, there's also the story mode, where you have a prebuilt prison and you must meet certain requirements, etc. This mode is also fun, but not as intriguing to me as the creative side of things.

I'd say if you want a game with requirements you must meet, this game is pretty standard, but if you want a creative outlet, this game will certainly do that!
Posted 5 August, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.6 hrs on record
An innocent platformer with not-so-innocent intentions. All you have to know is, if you like platformers and 2D side scrolling gameplay, you'll probably like this game due to how unique it is. That's all I should say, because the less you know about this game going in the better.
Posted 5 August, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.5 hrs on record (12.3 hrs at review time)
I never thought it would be so fun, complicated, and interesting to destroy the world via having humans praise a sentient god worm in their head, spreading the zombie virus, having gorillas take over the world, etc.
Posted 2 August, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
10.9 hrs on record
The sequel is far better visually in my opinion, but the first PAYDAY is still pretty fun. The missions are pretty scarce, but this game excels in its four player coop, and it's a hell of a good time being holed up in a corner with your friends, desperately trying to make it through the swarm of cops to get to the safe zone.

If you're looking for a more perfected title, I would recommend PAYDAY 2. If you want something cheaper that still holds up and is a ton of fun, PAYDAY The Heist will do just that for you.
Posted 2 August, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.6 hrs on record
I can honestly say that I enjoy the hell out of this game despite its numerous flaws.

The art is pretty eh, its decent at certain points. The levels are pretty generic. The gunplay is nothing new. The voices can be pretty bad.

But, this is just one of those things where its so incredibly fun that I forget about all of these flaws. I mean, who doesn't want to shoot dinos with sci-fi guns while you jetpack around? I would say despite its flaws, if you have a friend, you will almost certainly enjoy this game.
Posted 2 August, 2017.
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5 people found this review helpful
2.5 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
I'm kind of sad about this game. It's art is gorgeous, the gimmick is incredibly neat, and the message is pretty beautiful. The game however, is short. It's a bunch of pretty easy to solve puzzles as you unfold the story of this lost phone you have found. I won't spoil it here, I will below, but the fact that I can sum this game up in one sentence is kind of sad. If I had more to work off of here, I would recommend it. But at it's price, only get this game if it's on sale.

If you want to save the money, and find out the secret of the lost phone, here it is [SPOILERS]: the person who owned this phone fled from her conservative family because she is trans and she feared for her life. So there ya go, that was the game. It's kind of sad, because the message is great, it's just a little too simple in the end.
Posted 2 August, 2017. Last edited 2 August, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
10.2 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
Please play this game. It's art is so beautiful, and its message is impactful, and to me never felt forced.

Don't come here expecting gameplay, come here expecting a story you'll remember for a long time. The less you know, the better. Go play this amazing game, seriously!
Posted 2 August, 2017. Last edited 23 November, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.6 hrs on record
I'm not sure why I bought this. It's got meme factor, but it's kind of regrettable. You just end up realizing the jokes are kind of stale, but to make it worth your money you find an autoclicker program online to quickly get all the achievements. You close the game out, uninstall it, and never play it again.

My Name is Mayo is really tasteless, no pun intended. (Or is it?)
Posted 2 August, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
27.9 hrs on record (27.8 hrs at review time)
The ultimate turn your brain off puzzle game. Just listen to the resonating, relaxing sounds, and drift to sleep as you connect the boxes in this simple yet complex little gem of a game.
Posted 2 August, 2017.
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