OneHandedReptar
United States
 
 
A Comprised list of every form of Raptor i have been
Founder of DinoNazism
Being Tacticool operator raptor,
deemed a High lord of the Raptarian Lands,
being the Classiest Raptor Around,
was a Philosopher of the Raptor people,
Also a mall santa but im not really good at that made the children cry,
Had a cameo in the MMO world of Warcraft as a Raptor,
a dog and a bird?!? dude the scientists got weird and moved my brain to animals,
And a Pilot in an F-14,
A Cameo in the movie Kung Fury as the Laser Raptor,
Sent to the Future as a Tech Priest of the Adeptus Mechanicus,
The Warp travel back made me rubber so I was an Inflatable Raptor,
A Crusader as I got sent to one of the crusades,
after that was recruited to be a Secret Agent 007!?!,
Went to Miami for a time it was chill, hit the clubs,
developed a lisp so i said Merr Chrismas for a time got that fixed,
I carried the american flag cause freedom while a president rode me into battle,
I was quite cute for a time thanks to a Cute-ification Beam,
I had to be re-engineered into a Ford Raptor however I missed my Rear Axel,
After that I was reformed to a USAF F-22 Raptor serving in the USAF,
I get hit by an Anime beam and became Kawaii for a time got that cleared up,
Grew a Red Nose and consumed Saint Nick,
got covered in a Symbiote and joined Marvel for a bit as Venom,
Joined the Force after that apart of 'K-9' didn't last long though,
Went to Miami (again) and became the Vaporwave 90s Detective,
Got infected during Covid and had fungal growths, the Hive mind was weird,
Gained glowing eyes and was on display in a theme park,
Went and got a NERF Sponsorship and was repping them,
Was an Imperial Eagle for a time, watching over the lost legions,
Was wrapped up as a present, def got wierd
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DarthPugz 24 Jul, 2020 @ 4:44pm 
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