Recent reviews by slime wife

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Repetition can solve a lot of things, one of many being fear (during something like exposure therapy.) Meditation involves your breathing repeating, focusing on the lack of things to feel the existence of things. This game is a meditation. It is a microcosm. I'm afraid of things lurking in the darkness when I don't know they're there - I'm not afraid of something I know to exist. If you take a chance on this game and buy it, let yourself spend time in it, hold yourself to the game. Feel immersed. Let its repetition steel you to its world. It's well worth spending some extra time on puzzles, and there's always a guide if you get frustrated.

At the end of the day, as the sun rose outside my window and I completed the last endings of this game, I could say that it spoke to me. It made my shoulders drop, let me take a deep breath, and helped me think about things I needed to think about - reality, dreams, political climate, ambition, suffering, life, nature, love, hatred, death. And that's a difficult thing for any piece of media to do, much less an indie title as this. An experience like that is well worth $6.

This freak ♥♥♥♥♥ wants to walk into my repair shop with 4 flat tires and ive only got One . ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥ im charging them for the rims

If at any point during this brief nude jaunt you feel that the game's controls, themes, coding, etc, is a bit lacking... press on - its intentional. Once you're finished with the main missions, hit exit from the menu screen and hit "email;" there you'll start to understand much better.

Do not buy and play this game if you're looking for a super polished experience that relies on gameplay - this is a small (~2 hrs) passionate little project that focuses on narrative, touching on subjects I haven't seen in too many places and doing so rather effectively. It's a really sweet hidden gem and I'm very glad to have picked it (and Soda Drinker Pro, the dev's other project) up. I'm really looking forward to more games from this dev, as I'm onboard with it all past this!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ,Myselg

this game has offered me the most terrible experience of my life. i wont spoil any mid or late game at all. theres a point early in the game where you have to turn off a breaker in a room to unlock a later area, right? so i was in a discord call with my friends while playing the game and i had just made it to that breaker. i guess i didnt expect it to actually turn off the lights in the room i was in but when turned off the breaker and the lights went off i got For Real startled and forgot the flashlight button, so i was scrambling to remember it. at that EXACT moment my friend started playing maroon 5 payphone in the bot because, in their words, it seemed like the right time. i had time to get out "♥♥♥♥ YOU " before i turned around in-game and was met with and jumpscared by a horrible nasty creature which made a horrible nasty noise. i ,,,,,, honestly truly screamed . Loud . the next like 2 minutes were me screaming my ass off while being chased down halls by this horrid creature while maroon 5 serenaded me. ♥♥♥♥ this game

okay. Listen. picture this. funny night with friends. you think oh lets buy some cursed porn game on steam and laugh at it. Wow. Happens all the time. and you open it up . and youre faced with "The Dark Souls of Furry Porn"

some of you may read that sentence and feel as if your brain has unlocked the ability to experience alpha decay. Mine certainly has ! 10 of these levels are strangely frustrating jigsaw puzzles except the unfun kind where tiles Fall and you have to Catch them and some of them are like, upside down and , it just gets weird. but the last 5. Oh Boy. Waoww. basically you get a tile on the top left of your screen . the tile either matches something on the art or its rotated. if you place something wrong you get a buzz. Fine . if the timer by the side of your screen hits 0 you lose and its fukcing Fast. it resets every time you get a tile right but its like 5 seconds at most even on the easy difficulty. you must be a seriously ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ masterful Furry Feet player to beat this on high difficulties i guess. the thing is you can skip tiles. and if you skip a tile thats actually on the board you lost Instantly. and that wouldnt be so bad if the art style werent "Oughh Dude heres Strange pinkish blob #4 " and youre supposed to be like "ya man thats a couch " like what the ♥♥♥♥ Dude . Just go to e6 honestly this isnt worth the struggle

this couldve been the greatest thing ever. nonsensical russian anime girl says "Anus" ? sign me up. but then there was some weird russian nationalist stuff like 30 minutes in. Not for me

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welp time to make this my whole personality for at Least 4 weeks