Recente recensies door NomadNeanderthal

Bard class is my go to.

Kind of a grind fest but if you play on the harder difficulties it's more challenging.

At this point it's an addiction that has ruined my life.

Everything that was great about Half-Life 1 and 2 are absent in this game. Instead all you will find is a confusing hot mess. Also, the game was nearly 30 gigabytes. Half life 2 and its episodes arent nearly that much.

This is an okay game with really good moments. The graphics are really good too. But you can't ignore the game-breaking bugs and glitches.

This game needs a lot more polish before you would consider buying it at full price. I was forced to play on the easiest difficulty because it's incredibly easy to get soft locked. Jack takes ages to recover from getting knocked down. It's also really difficult to block an attack when 15 enemies are attacking you simutaneously so even if you are good at blocking attacks some enemy will still hit you from behind. The cutscenes looked like they were made real cheap, using mocap most of the time which just looks bad, and also, spoiler if you haven't finished watching samurai jack the cartoon, but they didn't really change anything about the story. This was essentially one giant filler episode the game. Get it when the price is at least 50% off.

At it's current state the game is not worth the 20 dollars. The animations are stiff and the customization system is lackluster. I don't like the male voice and would prefer if there was an option to turn it off. It's kinda funny that when I want to exit to the main menu while he's "finishing" on her that his member follows my mouse. You do it fast enough it looks like his penis is possessed.
The game is also lacking in sound effects, sex, like most things, is very noisy. You're gonna hear wet sounds and sounds of flesh slapping into each other. But that is absent right now. That takes me out of the game too. I don't think it's worth the 20 dollars. This feels more like a 5 dollar game at what it is right now. Hopefully the developers will keep updating the game. If the developers read this review, I'd recommend checking out koikatsu party on steam. They have really good customization options and with mods the customization is almost limitless.

UPDATE: So there was an update that came out that added some things but didn't fix anything as of yet. You can now interview the escort but still no option to turn off the male's voice. They added some sound effects for the sex scenes but instead of sounding like two humans slapping body parts into each other it sounds like someone fisting a bowl of jello. I also noticed that if you decide to make the escorts breasts too large it clips through the tank top so that should be fixed as well.

what the flying ♥♥♥♥ did i just play

there are dudes who play this game that are literal gods. They have like a kajillion key binds and are able to get their ampire to imperial age in like 5 minutes it's ridiculous meanwhile I'm struggling to get enough resources to build a dock or a fence lol

Yeah this game is a buggy mess and I often die from a sniper whose hiding in the bushes and a lot of people are chinese but it's very fun when you don't take it too seriously. I heard they were making a desert map so that'd be pretty cool