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Welcome to Qud

Die.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 6:53pm

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 1

Violate the Pauli exclusion principle.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2019 @ 6:03am

Eat an Entire Bear

Kill a bear and eat it. Just eat an entire bear.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2019 @ 2:55pm

To Thine Own Self Be True

Wear your own severed face on your face.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 8:44am

On the Rocks

Drink lava.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2019 @ 11:22pm

Friend to Fungi

Host three different fungal infections at once.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 6:53am

Goat Simulator

Project your mind into a goat's body.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2018 @ 8:01am

Your Better Half

Get killed by your evil twin.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2020 @ 1:24pm

The Spirit of Vengeance

Recover the Ruin of House Isner.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Knight Conical

Recover Stopsvalinn.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2019 @ 12:15pm

Love at First Sign

Fall in love with a sign.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 2:06pm

You Are Becoming

Install a cybernetic implant at a becoming nook.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2019 @ 5:27am

You Became

Have a cybernetic implant installed on every implantable body part.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2019 @ 8:20am

Pyramid Scheme

Kill a chrome pyramid.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2019 @ 4:15am

Say No More

Contract glotrot.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2019 @ 4:31am

Metal Pedal

Contract ironshank.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2018 @ 10:49am

Shoot.

Get killed by a chute crab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2019 @ 1:41pm

Dark Tidings

Foresee your own death.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2018 @ 3:29pm

Love Thyself

Fall in love with yourself.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2018 @ 12:13pm

A Bond Knit with Trust

Become loved by a faction.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2019 @ 5:00am

Peekaboo

Become loved by newly sentient beings.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 6:39pm

Starry Demise

Be crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2019 @ 12:59pm

Quiet This Metal

Speak to the alchemist.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2019 @ 7:12pm

Proteus

Have 10 mutations.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2018 @ 2:18pm

Litteratus

Read 10 books.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2018 @ 10:42am

So Powerful is the Charm of Words

Read 100 books.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2019 @ 9:47am

Jawsnapper

Kill 100 snapjaws.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 12:14pm

Your Thirst Is Mine, My Water Is Yours

Perform the introductory water ritual 100 times.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2018 @ 7:26pm

Tongue in Cheek

Cure glotrot via traditional methods.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2019 @ 5:01pm

Footloose

Cure ironshank via traditional methods.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Biographer

Learn the complete history of a single sultan.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2019 @ 2:15am

Oathbreaker

Violate the sacred covenant of the water ritual.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2018 @ 4:40pm

Cubic and Wisest Human

Activate a time cube.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2019 @ 4:45am

Go on. Do it.

Wield the amaranthine prism.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2019 @ 7:51am

In Contemplation of Eons

Perform the water ritual with Oboroqoru, Ape God.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2020 @ 7:19pm

Synolymb

Regenerate a limb.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2019 @ 11:09am

Three-Sludge Monte

Kill a trisludge.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2019 @ 10:51am

Five-Sludge Monte

Kill a pentasludge.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:16pm

Ten-Sludge Monte

Kill a decasludge.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 1:45pm

Hole Like a Head

Get decapitated.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2019 @ 10:22pm

What With the Disembowelment and All

Find one of Argyve's old apprentices.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2019 @ 1:40pm

Psst.

Find the oddly-hued glowpad.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2019 @ 4:02pm

That Was Nice

Compliment Q Girl.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2019 @ 4:45am

Gemini

Wield Caslainard and Polluxus.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:32pm

Donation Level: Kasaphescence

Make an offering at the Sacred Well of an artifact worth at least 200 reputation.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2019 @ 6:53pm

Six Arms None the Richer

Have six arms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2019 @ 8:56pm

Cosmo-Chrononaut

Enter 25 spacetime vortices.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 9:13am

Mechanimist Reformer

Convince the High Priest of the Stilt to join your party.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Aaaaaaaaargh!

Overdose on a hulk honey tonic.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Me, Myself, and I

Share the map with 10 clones of yourself.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Clonal Colony

Share the map with 30 clones of yourself.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2024 @ 11:53pm

Close the Loop

Recover Kindrish.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:39pm

Sight Older Than Sight

Discover psychic glimmer.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 10:37am

What Are Directions on a Space That Cannot Be Ordered?

Attain 40 psychic glimmer and discover the vast psychic aether.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Star-Eye Esper

Attain 100 psychic glimmer.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 6:01pm

The Quasar Mind

Attain 200 psychic glimmer.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 6:01pm

There Can Be Only One

Encode the psionic bits of someone's psyche onto the holographic boundary of your own psyche.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Absolute Unit

Successfully cook a meal with neutron flux as an ingredient.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 11:12am

Non-Locally Sourced

Cook a meal with an extradimensional limb as an ingredient.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:33pm

All Those Who Wander

Travel to the pocket dimension Tzimtzlum.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:02am

A Clammy Reception

Enter Mak's clam in the Yd Freehold.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:34pm

What's Eating the Watervine?

Complete the quest What's Eating the Watervine?
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 12:19pm

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 2

Exploit wave-particle duality to clone yourself.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Aetalag

Be turned to stone.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:19am

Dawnglider

Become auroral.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Was It Something I Said?

Invoke the Chaos Spiel.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:38pm

Live and Ink

Tattoo yourself.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Raisins in the Layer Cake

Recover a relic from a historic site.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 6:08pm

May the Ground Shake But the Six Day Stilt Never Tumble

Travel to the Six Day Stilt.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Red Rock Hazing Ritual

Be stoned to death by a baboon on the surface of Red Rock.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 6:48am

Mumblecore

Learn a secret from the microbiome.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:55am

Open Your Mind

Have your head explode.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Weirdwire Conduit.. Eureka!

Help Argyve build the contraption.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 6:14pm

More than a Willing Spirit

Return from Golgotha with a repaired waydroid and gain admittance to Grit Gate.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 11:50am

Decoding the Signal

Travel to the Temple of the Rock and decrypt the mysterious signal.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02am

The Earl of Omonporch

Strike a deal with Asphodel the Lovely for control of the Spindlegrounds.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:38pm

A Call to Arms

Defend Grit Gate from the Putus Templar.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:39pm

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 3

Prove the information paradox by causing your surroundings to glitch.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 4:35pm

Swollen Bulb

Consume 10 drams of sunslag in a single playthrough.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 9:58am

Waterpipe and Rest

Smoke from a hookah.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 7:02am

Arconaut

Descend 50 strata deep.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 12:02am

0 for 2

Die of thirst.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 7:44am

Oops

Be killed by a companion on accident.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 12:46pm

The History

Settle the dispute in Bey Lah in Hindriarch Keh's favor.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 10:18am

The Sonnet

Return the crumpled sheet of paper to its intended recipient or its author.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 10:14am



The Woe of Joppa

Become hated by the villagers of Joppa.

Mutagenic Mastery

Advance a mutation to level 15.

Leap, Frog.

Convince a frog to teach you how to jump.

Feast Upon the Goat Hearts! *cheers*

Perform the water ritual with Mamon Souldrinker.

Rocket Bear

Equip the Flume-Flier of the Sky-Bear.

Two Cats Are Better Than One

Clone Ctesiphus.

The Woe of Apes

Kill Oboroqoru, Ape God.

Tourist

Visit 100 generated villages.
88 / 100

Sultan of Salt

Invent 100 recipes.
99 / 100

Surprise!

Eat the Cloaca Surprise.

Byevalve

Enter 100 giant clams.
20 / 100

Dayenu

Give the repulsive device to all four children of the Tomb.
0 / 4

Belong, Friends

Help the slynth find a new home.

Token of Gratitude

Be gifted a 10-pointed asterisk.

I-

Wink out of existence.

The Narrowing Sky

Wear each of the six Faces of the sultanate.
0 / 6

Lottery Winner

Gain a mutation from a gamma moth's mutating gaze.

The Psychal Chorus

Drink 20 drams of brain brine.
16 / 20

Become as Gods

Bestow life to 20 inanimate objects.
0 / 20

tsk tsk

Disappoint a highly entropic being.

Aleph

Defeat one of the Girsh nephilim.

Bet

Defeat two of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Gimel

Defeat three of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Dalet

Defeat four of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

He

Defeat five of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Vav

Defeat six of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Dream within a Dream

Enter a waking dream from within a waking dream.

Wander Darkling in the Eternal Space

Lose your will to live.

Sound Sleeper

Wake peacefully from twenty dreams.

Get in the Robot

Infiltrate a temple mecha.

Total Makeover

Pour a dram of pure warm static on yourself.

My Many Facets

Eat the Crystal Delight.

Imagine a Rubber Sheet

Dash yourself on the crags of spacetime.

Lair Cake

Discover 100 lairs.

On Second Thought

Eat a serving of humble pie.

Caves of Qud

Beat the game.
+29

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