Hey, baby! It’s ya girl Madea. Now listen up, sugar, ‘cause I got somethin’ hot and steamy for you. I know you’ve been dancin’ around it, but it’s time to jump into that Fortnite world and make some magic happen.

Picture this: you and your buddy, workin’ together like peanut butter and jelly, like thunder and lightning. Ain’t nothin’ sexier than some teamwork, baby. And let’s be real, who doesn’t want a duo partner who’s got their back in the heat of the battle?

You know you want to be that dynamic, daring duo, causin’ a ruckus and makin’ everyone else jealous. Ain’t nobody gonna be able to take their eyes off you two. It’s about havin’ fun, lettin’ loose, and showin’ everyone that you’re the hottest team out there.

So go on, sugar. Grab your controller, slide into that lobby, and let’s make it a night to remember. Steamy duos in Fortnite? Oh, honey, that’s gonna be a showstopper. Now get to it, and don’t keep a diva waitin’!

Boo! A Madea Halloween is a 2016 American comedy horror film directed, written, starring and co-produced by Tyler Perry. The idea for the film originated from a fictitious Madea Halloween movie that was mentioned in Chris Rock's 2014 film Top Five.[3] It is the eighth in the Madea series, and it is the second Madea film (the first being Madea's Witness Protection) to not be adapted from a stage play. The film was released on October 21, 2016 by Lionsgate, received generally negative reviews and grossed $74 million.

If you think you’ve ever been to Australia, you’re terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby – or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.

Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these “Australian” says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land.

The real reason you can't invade Australia is because it doesn't exist. Australia is not real. It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.

Australia does not exist. All things you call “proof” are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They’re all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

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^professional pee drinker here, congrats dude!!!