WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life

Let me tell you about my number one fam
He calls himself Pineapple, but I call him Cam
He's a pretty funny guy, last name Mattocks
He hasn't got a girl, but atleast he doesn't suck ♥♥♥♥♥
He likes big butts, and he cannot lie
He's such a gentleman, he can tie a tie
His sexy haircut just makes him more suave
When I heard his voice, I fell in love
Doesn't mind when people watch him play Pudge
'Cause he lands every hook and turns 'em to sludge
Highest point isn't his MMR
But those god-like eyebrows definitely are
He's good at Dota, you might think that he hacks
Yet you can't argue with that jawline, it's like an axe
He's sly, clever, cunning like a fox
His disses heavier than a box of rocks
If there's one word to describe that lad
It can only be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' rad

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