he said some sort of chant from a dusty book and now i find green slime between my toes after waking up every night, my life is ruined

I found this guy on Animal Crossing New Leaf for the Nintendo 3DS (game system not included). I told him "yippee" and me and him have been friends ever since. He might however be the Official Orange Goof so take that into consideration. He's not the fake one. Liquid Orange Goof is a bastard.

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼

My room mate from Uni, very cool. He did fart on my door tho?

i play with him once. he is very cool man

milk milk lemonade round the corner fudge is made