Recent reviews by Lamahr

This game didn’t just change my life—it ascended me to another plane of existence. I booted it up, and immediately the Illuminati contacted me to join their ranks after I hit a 360 no-scope on a Dorito. I started drinking Mountain Dew intravenously while the screen flashed "MLG PRO" in neon Comic Sans. My mom burst into the room to tell me to keep it down, but SHE got rekt when I hit her with a quickscope comeback. #rektmom.

The soundtrack? PURE FIRE. Dubstep so intense it shook my soul—literal bass drops caused my headphones to combust. Graphics? Ultra-realistic, I could feel the Dorito dust on my fingers. Gameplay? The GOAT of chaos. I saw Shrek fighting Goku while Snoop Dogg smoked a pixelated blunt in the background. My brain melted, and I loved every second of it.

THIS IS NOT FOR CASUALS. If you aren’t prepared to drink 69 gallons of gamer fuel and sacrifice your social life to the Meme Gods, uninstall now. This game is an elite experience for true memelords ONLY. My personal goal: play for 420 hours straight without blinking while riding a skateboard on fire. #MLGGANG #YOLO420BLAZEIT

Final verdict: ∞/69. This game cured my depression, cleared my skin, and made my ancestors proud. If you don’t play this, you’re officially a normie. PLAY IT OR GET REKT, SCRUBS.

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