(Verse 1)
Woke up one morning, something wasn’t right,
A sudden sharp pain, cut like a knife.
My boys were achin’, no time to wait,
This ain’t no cramp — it’s a twist of fate.

(Chorus)
Ooooh, testicular torsion,
You came without a warnin’.
One wrong turn, and now I’m down,
Call the doc, I’m surgery-bound.

(Verse 2)
Tried to walk it off, but it got worse,
Now I'm googling symptoms, feelin' cursed.
This ain't a joke, no time to stall,
It’s a twisty ride to the urologist’s hall.

(Chorus)
Yeah, testicular torsion,
Emergency’s a callin’.
You mess with the cords, you're playin’ rough,
When one good twist is more than enough.

(Bridge)
Time is ticking, can’t delay,
Six hours max, then they might not stay...
So fellas listen, don’t be shy,
If it hurts down there — go and testify!

(Final Chorus)
Ohhh, testicular torsion,
A pain that’s truly formin’.
Get help fast, don’t wait around,
Save the jewels — and stand your ground.