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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:14pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 4:51am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:58am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 1:16pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 1:59pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:18pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 1:22pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:57am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:49am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 2:01pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 2:01pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 2:01pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 7:38am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 7:23am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 7:23am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:57am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 8:43am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:24pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 7:29am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 1:58pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:23am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 2:13pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:48am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 2:27pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 2:27pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 3:26pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 3:26pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 10:48am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 7:38am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 4:26am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 4:10pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 11:29am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 11:48am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 2:23pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 2:01pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:16pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:16pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:26pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 8:03am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:14am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 4:40pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 1:16pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:03pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 2:22pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 2:23pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 3:12pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 2:25pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 1:38am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:08pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 8:03am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:23pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:23pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:36pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 2:19pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 2:30pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:37pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 7:05am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 2:30pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:25pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:25pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:50pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:03pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:24pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:58am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 2:18pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 12:56pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 12:55pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 1:23pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 1:46pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 3:01pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 10:18am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 10:32am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 10:36am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 10:51am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:09pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:55am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 2:18pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:54pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 1:15pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:17pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:09pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 2:17pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:17pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:18pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:18pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:19pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:36pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 2:01pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 10:08am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:01pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:01pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:30pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 9:58am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 10:16am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:46pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 6:50pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 4:25am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:20pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:18pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:17pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 4:25am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 8:05am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:10pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:10pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 4:26am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 8:05am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 1:43pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 9:09am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 2:25pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 2:36pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 2:49pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:55pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:58pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:52pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:51pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:01pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:57pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:04pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:02pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:30pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:30pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:30pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:39pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:47pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:47pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 2:01pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:02pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:12pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 2:45pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 12:53pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:16pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:21pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 3:02pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:17pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 2:56pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:17pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:17pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 1:52pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:13pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:58pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:36pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:54pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 2:31pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 3:25pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 11:01am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:47pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:52pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:03pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:47pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:13pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:13pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 4:40pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 1:58pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 12:38pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 12:38pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 2:15pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 2:32pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 3:26pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:19pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:15pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:21pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:17pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:55pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:10pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 12:53pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 3:02pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 3:01pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 3:02pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:17pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:17pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 1:52pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:25pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:25pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:39pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:43pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:27pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:08pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 1:12pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 1:12pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:23am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 10:11am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 12:36pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:15pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:22pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:47pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:54pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:04pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:36pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:59pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:46pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:55pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:55pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:55pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:55pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:55pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:58pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:25pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:25pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:25pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:23pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:27pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:59pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:02pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:53pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:47pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:41pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:48pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:51pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:37pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:56pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:19pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:20pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:17pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:19pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:23pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:24pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 4:41pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 1:24pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 1:19pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 1:24pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 1:24pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:48am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 4:40pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 5:00pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:39pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 2:47pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:18pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:53pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:36pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:27pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:20pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:47pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:57pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:30pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 1:59pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:17pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:56pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:21pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:55pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:55pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:55pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:32pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:32pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:23pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:58pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:58pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:59pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:59pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:59pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:59pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:20pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:57pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:57pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:57pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:57pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:00pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:00pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:59pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:59pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:25pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:09pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:09pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 1:46pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 1:46pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:18pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:21pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:38pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:41pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:53pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:53pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:25pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:41pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:18pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 2:26pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:50pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:34pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:04pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:04pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:59pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:20pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:43pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:48pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:14pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:16pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:46pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:46pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 8:04am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 12:27pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:41pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:44pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:02pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:03pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:03pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:58pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:58pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:58pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:59pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:59pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:25pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:09pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:09pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 1:46pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 1:46pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 2:19pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 2:47pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:18pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:53pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:36pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:27pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:23pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:23pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 5:55am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 1:45pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:48pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:18pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:33pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 4:48pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:56pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 1:38am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:59pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 1:17pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 10:23am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 4:40pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 1:22pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 10:33am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:22pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:36pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:27pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:56pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:08pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:08pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 1:46pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 1:46pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:52pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:22pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:10pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:16pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:20pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:07pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 1:20pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 9:29am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 9:31am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:02pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 9:34am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:54am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:36pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 7:50am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 7:50am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 5:51pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:47am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 7:50am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 7:18am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:04pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:16pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:40pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 5:55am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 10:15am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 3:26pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 4:01pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 3:25pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:27pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:49pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:10pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:10pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:10pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:10pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:10pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:11pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:11pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:11pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:46pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:46pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:46pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 9:30am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 12:05pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 11:53am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 10:58am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 1:40pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:10pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:10pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:10pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:10pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:10pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:11pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:11pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:11pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:46pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:46pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:46pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 9:30am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 3:42pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 10:15am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:54am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:10pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 4:23pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:22pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:36pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:19pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:56pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:56pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 5:55am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 6:21am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 11:53am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 9:33am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 8:08am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:55pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:53pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:14pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:55pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:03pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 10:17am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:16pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 1:20pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 9:30am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 9:57am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:13pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:10pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 1:12pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 1:22pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 10:48am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:54pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:19pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:57pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:24pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:24pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 1:46pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 1:46pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 3:28am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 4:20pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 12:32pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:56pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:53pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:14pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:12pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 5:26pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 5:26pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 5:26pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 5:27pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 3:55pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 3:55pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 11:53am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 3:27am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 3:27am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 3:27am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 10:58am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 7:54am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 7:54am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 12:27pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 11:04am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 8:31am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 2:19pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:03am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 1:46pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:16pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 5:51pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 4:01pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:02pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 4:09pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:45pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 3:27pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:56pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 3:26pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:21pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:26pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:24pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:50pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:15pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:15pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:46pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:46pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 8:04am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 12:27pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:00pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:53pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:39pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:12pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 5:26pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 5:26pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 5:26pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 5:27pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 3:55pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 3:55pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 3:43pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 4:41pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 5:01pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 10:10am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 7:53am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 3:13pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:51pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 2:18pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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