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32 of 50 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 6:35pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 9:32am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 11:25am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 11:17am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 12:39am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 9:41am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 1:07am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 12:09am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 10:03pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 12:59am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 9:36am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 9:42am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 9:38am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 9:27am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 8:49pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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