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counter stroke

:steamsad:

Yes
- Surely

- Yes sir!

- Yes!

- Certainly

No
- I don't think so

- Certainly not

- No!

- Impossible

Help
- Help me!

- Heeeeeelp!

- Oh no I'm in trouble!

- Oh it looks like I need help!

- Nope, nope nope I've changed my mind... Help!

- Ok, ok I've bitten off more than I can chew

Insult
- You do actually know how to use that thing?

- No, by all means, keep swinging away, you'll eventually hit something

- You'll eventually hit something

- You sir, smell like something that was ejected from the backside of a diarrhetic horse!

- Ugh! Shaking it more than twice is playing with it

- No, no, you point it this way, you idiot

- You sir, are by far the worst soldier I have ever... smelled

- Are you just pretending to be a soldier?

- Look, don't feel bad, maybe you're just not cut out to be.. much of anything

Intimidate
- Do we really have to kill all of them? I was hoping to be done before tea

- Ahoooy, ah, the dung-covered peasant convention is that way.

- That is not an army, they look like a bunch of sexually frustrated farmers!

- Well men, we trained hard, but looking upon the face of our enemy, I feel we needn't have trained quite so hard.

- You call that an army? I've seen bigger book clubs!

- Where is the rest of your army?

- Yoohoo, uh, we were supposed to fight an actual army, here. Uh, would you mind telling us where they've gone?

Sorry
- My fault!

- I don't know what I was thinking

- Oo, heh, sorry

- But I hope this doesn't mean we can't be friends

- I am so sorry

- Oh, heh, terribly sorry

Laugh
Thanks
- What I'm trying to say is, thank you?

- You have my gratitude

- Thank you most kindly

- Thank you!

- Thank you most kindly

Friendlies
- Oh, you bastard

- You did that on purpose

- Just whose side do you think you're on?

- You just watch where you stick that thing!

- Tell me you did not just mistake me for one of those corn-fed simpletons.

Retreat
- I'm getting out of here!

- Fall back fall back!

- I think we better ruuuuun!

- I think it's time we fell back

Hold
- Hold fast!

- Steady!

- Hold your ground here!

- If they get through, very bad things are going to happen to all of us

Hello
- Oh hello!

- Yes, yes, pleased to meet you I'm sure

- Good day!

- Well met

- Hello

Follow me
- This way

- Behind me!

- Follow me

- Come on men, follow me

Respect
- You know it's not every day I get to face a worthy opponent

- You handle your weapon rather well, it's a shame I have to kill you

- Well struck!

- It's a shame I have to kill you

- 'Tis a rare thing to see a man who handles his weapon, as well as I do

- Your form, and execution, are exquisite

Charge
- Chaaaaarge!

- Heeeeeeeuuuyaaaaah!

- Eeeeuyaaaaaaaahhh!

- Dodge this you bastard!

- Have at them, boys!

- Come on, kin, come on hyueeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!

- To victoooory!

- Forward!

- This way, to death, and glory!

big roc k et !

Big G!!!

terrible game

driving