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14 of 30 (47%) achievements earned:
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Breakfast of Champions

Have some cereal
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 7:54pm

Coffee Snob

Ignore work to drink coffee
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 7:54pm

Cultured Hero

'Enjoy' Lloyd Web Andrews' latest musical
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 5:06pm

Dinocide

Accuse dinosaurs of murder
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 8:08pm

I'm Eggscellent!

Complete the Eggscellent challenge
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 6:09pm

Laser Cut Oats

Prepare some porridge with a laser-powered device
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 4:58pm

Lifesaver

Prevent an assassination attempt on the president's life
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 5:13pm

Mental Toast

Psychically place some bread in the toaster
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 7:57pm

Nothing But the Tooth

Interrogate Porcelain Percy
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 8:06pm

Once Bitten, Twice... RUN!

Run away from the Reincarnation
Unlocked 18 May, 2015 @ 9:29pm

The Happiest Place

Spend some time at Wisneyland
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 5:05pm

Three Day Weekend!

Get suspended from work for a day
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 8:05pm

You're HOW Old?

Meet Gerry the Grass in person
Unlocked 19 May, 2015 @ 8:58pm

You're So Vain

Give your costume the once over before you leave for work
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 7:58pm



Blatant Self-Promotion

Purchase a copy of The Warlock of Firetop Mountain

Brace Positions

Accidentally cause the Tormentor to crash the plane

Cassette Clue

Listen to a mysterious message on a cassette tape

Death by Pop Culture

Decide to quote a movie instead of rescuing a child

Dog-Gone

Cause a chain-reaction of exploding dogs

My Weakness!

Discover Illya Karpov

Next Time, Hero! Next Time!

Save the world from the Titanium Cyborg's plot

Not My Problem!

Continue working after a horrible accident

Not So Smart, Huh?

Defeat the Macro Brain

Nothing But Strangers Out There

Throw a scalding flask out the window onto passersby

Rock Solid

Pike out on the Devastator fight

Smells Wonderful

Find a situation to use your Aroma Emulator

Super Houdini

Escape from the submarine's Ejection Chamber

Well Done

Accidentally barbecue someone to death

Your Call Is Important To Us

Call up a very busy Tinmando Games

Your Own Medicine

Defeat the Poisoner with his own poison