Recent reviews by Mort

If you don't mind dated graphics and super mindless game mechanics then this game is for you. The story is rich and well thought out and super easy to play (literally you can lean back in your chair and play this game through its entirety using only the mouse). This took me about 4 hours to get through but it was definitely worth the time. If you enjoy feeling feelings and forming bonds with fictional characters then it's for sure worth the 9.99. Cheers and try not to cry.

The Game is awesome, but I seem to have experienced a slight issue when it came to actually progressing through the story line once I've come to the point of getting abducted by Gota and when Kreia enlisted the wookie in her services.. My created character has magically vanished along with all of my previous saved files resulting in my involuntary discontinuation from playing the game. So in conclusion, GOD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAMNIT STEAM GET YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ TOGETHER WITH THESE GAME DEVELOPERS AND STOP WASTING MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIME. I GOT 40 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOURS INVESTED IN THIS GAME AND YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FAILURE AT PROVIDING ME WITH A PLAYABLE GAME YET ONCE A-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-GAIN HAS MADE ME PISS AWAY 40 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOURS OF MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ALREADY DWINDLING PLAYING TIME. FOR ♥♥♥♥♥ SAKE PLEASE STOP THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AND GIVE ME A GAME THAT I CAN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PLAY WITHOUT THE CONSTANT PARANOIA OF ALL MY ♥♥♥♥ DISAPPEARING OUT FROM UNDERNEATH MY FEET. DON'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE AND RAIN DOWN AN UNGODLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HELLSTORM UPON YOU FOR PISSING ON MY TIME AND MONEY. Thank you and have a nice day.

Game is awesome until you've reached a point where there's an game ending crash, in my case it was when I obtained the research camera. When will it happen with you? Mid big daddy fight? Little sister decimation? Any random ass mundane point throughout the game?

You'll reach the same ending as I, the realization that you've pissed away your money and have worked up a halfway decent chubb only to be met with nonreciprocation. In the case of which you decide to go through with this purchase I can only offer you this one blessing; May you enjoy this quater sized- nausea inducing- steam punked afterbirthing- erection lorena bobbitting- time canceling- anxiety ridden and not finished embodiment of regret to its fullest extent because the only satisfaction you're going to experience is that of which comes with the writing of this meaningless review.

This game has been phenomenal for almost 2 decades now. Being that I am not the best player at FPS's, I have been able to lay absolute waste even to the most highest rated of players. Hats off the creators of this game for giving us a badass gift that will maintain its greatness for many years to come.

The name itself is probably THE most exciting part of this game. Keep your dollar.