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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 8:05am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 9:27am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 10:01am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:05am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 6:05am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 2:18am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:56am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:35am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:12pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 1:53am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 12:26am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 8:38pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:07am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:10am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 7:42am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 8:03am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 8:35am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 3:05am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 3:40am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 2:17am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:01am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:13pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 4:07am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:09am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 8:04am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 9:23am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:08am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:08am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 8:01am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 10:30am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:12am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 7:50am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:07am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 9:23am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 9:23am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:10am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 9:26am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 4:38am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:16am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:16am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:16am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 7:51am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 10:35am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 12:28am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 3:17am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:19am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:15pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 5:45am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:20am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:21pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 12:27am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:37pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 1:34am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 2:17am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 1:30am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 1:25pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 2:10am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:21am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 4:51am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 8:04am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 10:24am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 3:40am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:07am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 8:23am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 3:16am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 9:35am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 3:05am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 12:18am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 11:24pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:16am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 11:24pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:02am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:19am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 1:55am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 11:19pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:20am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:00pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 9:43am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 4:30am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 2:20am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:30am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 11:56pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 2:43am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:49am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 8:53am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 9:44pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 8:38pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 8:38pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 3:13am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 8:39pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 7:44am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:42am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 2:25pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:55am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 1:55am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 2:18am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 2:18am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:21am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:48am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:15am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 1:54am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 9:08am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 10:57am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:58am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 9:32am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:26am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 2:26am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 2:18am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 12:46am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 3:22am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:05am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:09am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:25am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:37am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:56am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 8:22pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 7:15pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 1:22am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:48am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 5:24am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 1:33am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 2:18am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 2:18am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 2:18am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:35am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:00am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:00am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 1:16am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 1:16am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 3:32am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 3:32am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:35pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 2:03am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 2:21am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 7:52am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:08am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 8:09am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 4:49am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:51am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 1:42am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 9:57am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 3:02am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:18am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 1:43am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 10:02am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:58am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:09am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 1:39am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 2:46pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:01pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 1:55am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:08am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:07am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:45pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:16pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:00pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:52pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:51pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:51pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:57pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:57pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 2:32pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:56am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 1:57pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 2:24am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 12:42am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 2:18am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 2:18am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 4:40am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:21am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 10:58am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:00am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:11am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:11pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:58am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 2:19am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 3:23am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:32am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 6:56pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:12pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:12pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:04pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:53pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:51pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 1:37am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 1:34am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 1:54am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 2:45am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 2:58am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 3:27am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 4:55am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:35pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:35am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 12:45pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:59pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 7:51am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 6:56am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:23pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 12:40am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 2:19am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 2:18am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 2:18am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:00am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:31am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:00am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:00am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:47pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:47pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:03pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:53pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 10:24am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 12:22am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 12:46am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 12:40am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 2:13pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 6:01am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 6:58pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:42am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:33am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 6:56pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:57pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:10pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:49pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:33am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:44am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 7:17am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:21pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:30pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:28pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:03pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:12am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:18am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:59am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 6:03am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:56pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:25am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:56pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:52pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:03am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:33am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:33am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:39pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:38pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:20pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:37pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 11:20pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:33am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:21am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 5:45pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 3:11am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 12:03am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:35am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 2:18pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:00am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:00am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:46pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:59am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:32am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:12am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:16am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 1:56pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:34am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:53pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 7:17am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:21pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:53pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:53pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:22am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 9:46am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:37pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 6:03am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:32pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:28pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:03pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:12am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:59am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:59am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:59am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 9:46am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:37pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:53pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:02am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:23am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:25am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 6:02am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:36pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 6:53pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 12:26am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 12:59am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 3:50am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 7:51pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:59am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:27pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:56am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:58am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:40am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:22am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 3:23am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 2:50am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 11:44pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 6:05am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:43am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:24am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:25am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:25am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:28pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:31pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:31pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:32pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:32pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:27am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:42am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:33am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 7:07pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 2:15am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:25am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:01am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:19am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:59am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:32pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:34pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:42am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 3:36am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:32am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:18am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:28am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 May @ 6:43pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:31pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 3:22am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 9:46am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 1:54am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 12:55am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 2:09pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 8:41pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 4:39am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:00pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:45am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:58am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:03am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 2:54am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 7:54am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:34am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:34am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:36pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:34pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:42am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 4:20am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 2:12am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 2:09am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 2:48am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 3:16am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 11:28pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 2:16am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 9:02pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 8:07am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 9:13pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 9:13pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 10:35pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:13pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:52am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:57pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 3:18am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 8:27am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 11:10pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 1:27am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 2:10am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:33am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:59am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 9:46am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 9:46am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:23am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:23am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:38am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:03am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:03am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:42am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 5:15am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 3:23am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 2:15am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 1:34am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 8:24pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 2:27am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 3:22am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:32pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:32pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:39pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:26am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:33am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:33am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 7:04pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 9:37am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 2:49am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 8:12pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 2:55am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 7:58am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 7:58am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 8:20am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 1:10pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 2:10am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 2:58am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 7:53am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:16am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 6:03am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 6:03am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:38am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:22am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 3:23am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 7:58am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 9:52pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 7:08pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:56am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:01am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:11am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:59am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 7:51am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:18am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 2:15am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 8:23pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 2:55am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:16am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:08am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 7:49am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:07am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 4:07am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:22am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:27am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 11:59pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 7:40am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:45pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 7:07am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:14pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:58pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:34am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:37pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:42am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 7:53am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 7:53am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 8:28am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:17am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:59am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 6:06am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:10am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:23am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:03am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:03am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 10:08am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 3:23am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 3:30am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 1:34am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 2:49am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 8:24pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 12:22am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:12am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:32am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 9:20pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:53pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 12:58pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:42am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:03am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 12:44am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 2:48am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 8:38pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:34pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 12:47am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 9:28am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 2:10am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 2:48am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:25am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:58am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:34pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:42am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 3:23am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 2:50am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:32pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:22am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:58am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 7:04pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 9:42am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 7:53am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 2:55am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 7:57am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 9:06am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 10:57pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 11:51pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 7:09am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 2:02am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 3:20am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:19pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 8:28am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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