Life is like a bowl of soup with hairs floating on it. You have to
eat it nevertheless.
-- Flaubert
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Peter: I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Glen Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge.
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Scully: Oh God Mulder, it smells like.. I think it's bile.
Mulder: How can I get it off my fingers quickly without
betraying my cool exterior?

"The X-Files: Squeeze"
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To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.
-- Jack Paar
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Monotheism is a gift from the gods.
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"Have another drink, not-Corporal Nobby?" said Sergeant Colon unsteadily.
"I do not mind if I do, not-Sgt Colon," said Nobby.
-- The joys of working undercover
(Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!)
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No, I do not know what the Schadenfreude is. Please tell me, because
I'm dying to know.

-- Homer Simpson
When Flanders Failed
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