Recent reviews by Nukiri

Beautiful gem of a game. Perfect 3D platformer. Amazing movement, love the aesthetic graphically and artistically. Filled with musical bops and bangers. Feels like a timeless classic! So much charm wrapped into such a short game. Pseudoregalia will go down as one of my favorite games of all time! Hope to see more of Sybil, one of my new favorite protagonists!

If you've ever been a fan of Spider-Man or Marvel, or even slightly curious, this game is a great place to jump in. If you're just a fan of fluid movement, fast paced action, and great story telling, this game is a great place to jump in. This is the first in the current 3-game-series following the story of Peter Parker as Spider-Man. I highly recommend playing this before jumping into Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales, and finally Marvel's Spider-Man 2(which is expected to hit PC in late 2024).

Critical Bliss, yet again, does not miss. This game is unironically one of my favorite Metroidvania games to date. One might purchase this game thinking they're getting "just another smut game"- well you'd be wrong.

☑Boppy tunes
☑Gorgeous art/animation
☑Beautiful/Charming Characters ;)
☑Great Maps/Levels
☑Engaging/Fun Gameplay
☑Great NSFW Scenes/"Defeat" Scenes
☑Active Devs
☑MF/MFF Scenes

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Private computer (NSFW)
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑Moderate (depends on player)
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Simple
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short and sweet
☐ Average
☐ Long

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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If you love "smut games" this game is for you If you love Metroidvanias, this game is for you.
If you love beautiful pixel art, this game is for you.
If you love catchy music, this game is for you.
If you love women, this game is for you.
If you love s*x, this game is for you.

Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion is a beautiful hidden gem, that which greatly exceeded my initial expectations. I initially got this because of the charming art style, but it was so much more. The story much deeper and woke than one would imagine. The characters phenomenal, cute, and charming. Clever references to twitch/gaming culture. Every joke landed surprisingly well. The music was charming and gorgeous. Worth every penny. The End?

Cursed.

This game is absolutely amazing. Insanely fun with randoms, and endlessly hilarious with friends. Replay value of the missions added so far is high. Each adventure transpires a completely different way than the last. Potential is even higher. Dev is active and rolls out updates 1-2 times a day/every other day. He also pops in streamers streams and watches them play, which hints towards receptive to feedback. Fixes bugs and adds quality of life tweaks with every update. Made by one guy from what I hear, super astonished at the work and magic he's put together with this. 30 hours in and I just want more, hasn't turned me off in a "this is getting repetitive sense", I just feel myself getting better, more efficient, or more "professional" at ghost hunting with all my pals. Now that I'm around the 30 hour mark, I feel confident enough to strap into the VR and soft reset to "amateur" ghost hunter. Wish me luck, and good luck out there ghost hunters.

The only turn based franchise I was ever into was Pokemon. So I just assumed I didn't like the genre. But to my surprise, this game was fun. It is dark, gritty, challenging, and all around a good game to sink hours into.

If you get Hit with the flash of the camera as an infected, you are going to get stun locked until lights come back on, and you will die. They need to nerf it from % to uses. Other than that, Love the game.