I'm a lawyer at Darphin, Darphin & Gudgeon. We represent many big name clients, including Hulk Hogan. I'm a devout family man. My lovely wife Malph Murphy-Gudgeon is a blessing. She has cared for my sweet Woog as if he were her son. She has given me three wonderful children of her own: Cleavus, Rhynsum and our youngest, Magaga. I hope you die tonight.