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55.3 hrs on record (24.2 hrs at review time)
i love me a wide load
Posted 10 November, 2023.
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368.3 hrs on record (341.7 hrs at review time)
Cyberpunk has been through the ringer with its less than favorable launch, but I went in with no hype, no info on it other than its CD Projekt Red's newest title and loving The Witcher, I was excited, I read one article that talked about you cant edit your privates and I was like "Nah, ain't no way bruh" Boot it up and I can give myself a small ♥♥♥♥ and boom I was sold.
Night City is beautiful
Jackie will always be the best bro
Sir John Phallustiff is a wonderful weapon
Shout out to Brendan too
Pay back Victor
Play it and go in expecting a Open world RPG, and enjoy the ride and surprises you come across
After all, you're in the city of dreams
But Pacifica will always be Pacifica
Posted 1 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
618.1 hrs on record (208.3 hrs at review time)
make CoD great again
Posted 29 November, 2022. Last edited 19 May, 2023.
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2 people found this review funny
89.8 hrs on record (42.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i larp as a officer and shoot everyone of color on scene, get f, still have my job
Posted 5 July, 2022. Last edited 26 November, 2022.
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70.6 hrs on record (27.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
build boat, stab shark, enjoy the water. Better with friends
Posted 15 January, 2022.
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132.1 hrs on record (109.5 hrs at review time)
I'm not a fan of racing games, I hate playing them on M&K for obvious reasons (at least to me).
But this game tickled the car fanatic in me. The cars they have are wonderful and gorgeous and you have a lot of customizations (with a few fine print details). Certain cars have only paint jobs you can change or headlights and others you can completely transform. Most of my time time is tweaking the look of my cars paint job, rims, cantering, slamming. I love it.
Easily the best part of the game.
Story is lack-luster and stupid quick.
Bots are easy to me even on the hardest difficulty.
The police are a different story, they are the most in your ass, impossible to get away from, and the Rhino is so scary, when you're zipping through the streets at 200 mph. Turns are your friend, bots can't handle them.
Huge amount of collectibles but https://nfspolska.pl/ can hook you up with a interactive map of them all, or if you really want to kiss EA's ass and buy the 7$ pack that shows them...
Not the best port to pc, since you use the arrows or wasd to navigate menus.
Get it on sale or pay 5$ for a month of EA play.
Posted 27 November, 2020.
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21.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I find the Devs said it best:
“BEFORE YOU BUY
GTFO is seriously hard, you need dedication and teamwork to survive! This is not a run and gun game, please watch a stream or a YouTube clip so you know what you are getting into."


You need friends, and if you don't they have a beta matchmaking but you know... Randoms.
You can do these solo, there are people crazy enough (and skilled) to complete these rundowns that me and my friends can't.
Super challenging, super fun, I suck at it but I enjoy it every time I play.
Oh, and avoid the screaming pimples on the walls.
Posted 27 November, 2020.
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258.7 hrs on record (70.7 hrs at review time)
From only really playing co-op, I find myself coming back to this game to enjoy each new update, with various new weapons or attachments and even different co-op modes. This game isn't perfect, but I get more enjoyment out of this than Watch Dogs: Legion and Cold War, and more AAA titles that released this year, even the past months. You have to be really into a more hardcore shooter where you can get pinged from a mile away by a bot with an AK or your ass clenches when you hear that cellphone ring. It's not for everybody, and that's a given.

If you don't like a more hardcore shooter, fast TTK, teamwork, slow(er) game-play you won't like this.
But I think it 100% worth the try, I came into this game as a COD fan boy, now COD makes me want to shove my mouse up my ass, and I love Sandstorm.
I'm not a professional game reviewer, take my opinion with a grain of salt, do as you will, but I think it's worth it (even more so when it's on sale)
Posted 27 November, 2020.
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37.8 hrs on record (9.1 hrs at review time)
I got more of an emotional attachment to BT-7274 then I did for any character in Detroit: Become Human...
Posted 13 October, 2020.
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88.6 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
It's Hitman, bald, monotone and a perfect killer. You either play like a Hitman and look for perfect opportunities OR you can run around as a bald jacked dude in a clown outfit smacking people with a fish.
Got different stories for completing the objective (i.e killing) makes it funny and intriguing to play.
I like it, I get ripped and zone out and enjoy.
Posted 22 June, 2020.
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