NucaCola
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Hello Humans!
We will walk through the meadows and laugh at baby deer because we shot them.

We will massage ham, and accuse jelly beans of being racist.

We will sing Camptown Races to the actor who plays Ronald McDonald while he sleeps.

Just because chickens aren't blue, doesn't mean yogurt explodes when you sprinkle mountains on the fish.

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This game is an absolute fever dream of early 90's, late night MTV programming if Quentin Tarantino at the time was given copious amounts of psycho-hallucinogenic drugs, took one look at DOOM, before doing a line of Columbian coke off of Uma Thurman's ass, and proclaiming "F U C K! I can do better than THAT p u s s y s h i t! Watch this NERDS!" Than proceeding to verbally abuse and mentally scar a few unlucky mid 20's game developers for the next several months, who thought they struck it big when they applied for the titalizing job application for a doom clone game project headed by Tarantino himself on some jobs message board on their AOL dial up connection. God help us all.

Enjoy the seizure inducing game play!
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Arcvox 7 Apr @ 9:20am 
Just wanted to give my thanks for the EA guide, you're a diamond!! :praisesun:
*•.¸♡ ʀɪᴢᴢ ♡¸.•* 5 Oct, 2023 @ 1:01am 
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F E R R E T 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:44pm 
thanks for the guide. have been playing my game in PEACE :luci3s:
myzilon 24 Apr, 2016 @ 8:40am 
why don't i see u at shcul man
Mort the Macabre 19 Aug, 2013 @ 5:47pm 
Thanks for the game man! ;3
Silverplussonic 27 Aug, 2012 @ 7:02pm 
Magic *snort snort* I got a beta thingy for $89.99