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10. "We were looking through his playlist in the dressing room -- there was lots of Justin Bieber, Jonas Brothers and Selena Gomez. It is nice to know that even David Beckham doesn't have good taste in everything."

9. "It's true I don't know much about the players here, but they definitely know who I am."

8. "We're looking for an apartment. If we don't find anything, then I'll probably just buy the hotel."

7. "What do you mean, 'present?' She got Zlatan."

6. "When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium petrol in the tank, you hit the motorway and you step on the gas. [Pep] Guardiola filled up with diesel and took a spin in the countryside. He should have bought a Fiat."