"What else are friends for, other than to draw pictures of you having sexual intercourse with horses." ~Soris

Soris decides to visit Marm one day. He goes inside Jay's basement and steals the batcopter to fly to Arizona. On his way, he realizes that he doesn't know how to drive a helicopter. He starts to panic, when out of nowhere Marm appears behind him. "Ahh yes, my precious Soris. It is time my friend." Soris is speechless as Marm slowly takes off his pants. Soris tries to resist but cannot control his body. He bends over the controls of the helicopter as Marm takes off his boxers. "What the crap??" Marm exclaims. Where Soris's butt should be, there is an anime girl. "Well this is even better!" exclaims Marm. He unzips his pants when superman comes out of Soris's wouldbe butthole. He grabs Marm's man meat and punches Marm's bro globes. Marm screams in pain when Soris regains control of his body. He turns around and penetrates superman's butthole repeatedly with a quarter. "I guess you could call that a quarter pounder!" Soris says. As soon as that sentence finishes, Soris is struck down by lightening sent from GabeN. "Because of Soris's act of inhumanity," Lord Gaben says, "The Earth shall never have Half Life 3! Soris, you are damned to the 9th ring of Hell! You are condemned to the realm of iOS gamers, bronies, weaboos, and 12 year old MLG pro COD gamers. You shall play nothing but hunger games minecraft and noscope Call of Duty. Be gone with you and your filthy puns you plebian!" Soris disappears into his eternal damnation. As this is all happening, the batcopter has crashed, Batman was sued for the damages to superman's rectum, and Short Tail decides to go drop a pizza off at Jay's house.