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I have accepted long ago that real, authentic Donald Trump porn is never going to become available. For years, the best that I could do to satisfy my kink was to create the porn myself. My only option was to crudely photoshop Donald Trump's head onto the bodies of male pornstars. But my limited photoshop skills could only accomplish so much. No matter how hard I tried to make my fantasy into reality, I could never make it feel real.

But technology has advanced since then. Humanity has evolved. We have once again made contact with the monolith of the universe, and from this advancement has emerged deepfake porn.

We have the ability to put anyone's face onto any pornographic video. Anyone. So is it too much to ask that porn is made out of the most famous man in America?