[after Peter tells Lois an outlandish story] Brian: Congratulations, Peter. You're the Spalding Gray of crap.

http://www.partridgegetslucky.com/

I stood on the bathroom counter, naked, with my back to the mirror, my hands spreading my ass cheeks so far open my anus actually felt strained. My legs held a wide stance, as I peered between them with my head between my knees, staring in awe at the upside-down reflection of my beautiful ♥♥♥♥-winker. It was red, wrinkled, and seemingly limitless in depth. A few stray dingleberries were clinging to my long anal-pubes, a result of inadequate wiping.

well this is awkward

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