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There's a bug in the soup

Finish chapter 1.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:34am

Administrator

Get past the computer security and gain the incredible power... to tell time.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:28am

Have you no shame?

Find the naughty pictures.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:24am

Private Detective

Go through the trash.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:25am

A soundly led quest

Finish chapter 2.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:09am

This is not a Beat'em up

Beat up an innocent bystander.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Princess saver

Finish chapter 3.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:57am

Honey, I blew up the Hero

In the house, turn the Hero into a giant without using the monocle.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14am

Raiders of the lost game

"Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?"
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:39am

The end of the ordeal

Finish chapter 4.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Serial Clicker

Click, click, click. More clicks. Even more clicks!
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Follow the guide!

Find the squirrel hiding in the Verdant Landscape.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32pm

To infinity and beyond!

Make some 600 lb armor fly.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21pm

One Punch Man

Get rid of a super bad guy with a single hit.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30pm

It's not over yet

Finish chapter 5.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:12pm

A friend of the animals... or not.

Demonstrate your love for animals using a bucket and some water.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Headshot

Smash a skull in this happy, family-friendly game.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Home at last

Finish chapter 6.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Outside the box

Find the key to the underwater door.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:26pm

I want to PLAY!!

Make the wrong decision and risk the complete annihilation of the intergalactic universe.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

It's a trap!

Blindly follow the arrows.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:02pm



Roshambo Addict

Become the world's worst

Conspiracy theorist

Read all the messages that reveal the real truth!

Spam

Harass Sherlock Holmes over the Telettrophone.

Wrong Dimension

Call "you know who" on the Telettrophone.

Blue moon

Get a blue moon... or almost.

Life sentence

Voluntarily drown the Hero.

Random luck!

In the dimensional temple, find the combination without reading the runes.

Serge Karamasov

Jump over a chair.

Carmack junior

Enter GiGi's code without making a single mistake.

Who you gonna call?

Use a cell phone to call someone with magical powers.

Better than Mr. Radar

You've got to be a Spaceballs fan to find the solution.

Skeet shoot

Destroy all the validation signs.

Future of the planet, and all that...

Make the right decision and go back to bed.