"Under every man is a beautiful nipple." ~Alex C. 2013

"Whenever you think someone is a pervert just remember you're naked under your clothes slut." ~Alex C. 2014 Megacon

"Liking men isn't a verb, it's an art form ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" ~Waffley 2014

"In me bones ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" ~Waffley/Shaginator 2014

"We are the bootybandits no matter what, we keep pushing through." ~Alex C. 2014

"A lot is equal to or greater than the amount of fingers on your hand. " ~Waffley 2014

"Yo is this guy hacking? That was the straightest rocket I've ever seen..." ~Alex C. 2014

"Damnit that's the third time she's asked me to ♥♥♥♥ me." ~Boot 2014

"All Tsun, no dere" ~Boot 2014

"If you download the emulator for Kingdom Hearts 2.5 HD remix, it looks just like Kingdom Hearts HD." ~Alex C. 2015

"Yo how many times did I come on the wall?" ~Boot 2015

"I'm gonna go to church today, and the day after that cause... I love Jesus" ~Bryan 2015

" 'I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' Wait... ♥♥♥♥♥♥ has 2 g's?!" ~Dark 2014 - 2015

"My cousins a hacker for the navy, he hacks people and gets information, for the Navy..." ~Bryan 2015

"I don't know why, I'm not the Navy!" ~Bryan 2015

"I make the food look pretty" ~Bryan 2015

"The trashbin is useful in the sense that it sits in one spot and takes your useless disposables
It's usefulness is the fact that it's there. It does nothing, you as the person are the one who puts in the effort to make the trash bin useful" ~Waffley 2016

"But I am me and I like me. I am me and I love me."~Anner 2016

"I am the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥"~Anner 2016

"If you had time to click Q, you had time to click the lantern." ~Bryan 2016

"I'm having a spark of uguu~ right now" ~Anner 2016

"I'ma kiss you right on your cheekbone." ~Smirk 2016

"When in doubt, poop." ~Waffley 2016

"He wants to grow bunnies." ~Anner 2016

"This is the coolest shirt I own (I bought it c:)" ~Anner 2016

"Elder Dragon doesn't actually do anything" ~Bosi 2016

"can you put this quote in your amazing quotes thing" ~Toni 2016

"Implying..." ~Dark 2016

"Why is there a dog in this picture?" [puu.sh] ~Boot 2016

"Say ICUP ♥♥♥♥♥..." ~Bosi 2016

"Hey Dark... Oh wait a minute" ~Dark 2017

"The Titanic wasn't made of iron it was made out of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ iceberg" ~Dark 2017

"Yo, check out how many tabs I have open" ~Dark 2017

"How was there a Home Depot when mexicans weren't even invented?" ~Waffley 2017

"I thought pants came with the shirt" ~Jacob 2017

Waffley: "Dark Souls 5" Boot: "You mean the fifth one?" ~BootxWaffley Collab 2017

"What if you got crit irl?" ~Dark 2017

"Unadd... Un-everything" ~Waffley 2017

"He should put it on one of those motorized screw-drivers" ~Bryan 2017

"Hey Dark, lighten up" [puu.sh] ~Waffley 2017

"If this is you on the toilet I swear to god... Okay." ~Dark 2017

"Alright so, my chairs broken and my dad is currently eating out my mom so..." (Video) ~Dark 2017

"There hasn't been a new quote in about a minute." ~Dark 2017

"Oh, it's in english." ~Dark 2017

"Dark got the connect 4" ~Boot 2017

"Apple pie, more like shut the ♥♥♥♥ up." ~Waffley 2017

"No more dicky and balls, dicky and titties now." ~Jacob 2017

"It's not Digiorno, it's di-♥♥♥♥♥" ~Dark 2017

"I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ you 'til you love me ♥♥♥♥♥♥" ~Jacob 2017

"WHO THE HELL CALLED ME USELESS? Oh wait, that was me!" ~Jacob 2017

Waffley: "How this ♥♥♥♥♥ speaking without moving her face?"
Jacob: "It's telepathy"
Waffley: "Who the ♥♥♥♥ is Telepathy?" ~WaffleyxJacob Collab 2017 Doki Doki Literature Club

"There was a conga line of black guys smackin my ass." ~Jorge 2017

"Some of them caught the edge of the nuke from Japan" ~Waffley 2017

"Last one to leave is gay" ~Jacob 2017

"Alright leave so I can be gay" ~Waffley 2017

Jacob: "Gonna get me some beats by dre"
Waffley: "Get their wireless earbuds bro"
Jacob: "ARE THEY SMART EARBUDS THOUGH?"
Waffley: "Ummm they got Dr. in the name bro..." ~WaffleyxJacob Collab 2017 3AM

"He's not even in a gang, he just gang bangs people." ~Bootuout 2017

Bryan: "I think she likes me."
Boot: "Yeah she likes you to stop talking to her." ~BryanxBoot Collab 2017

"Beating your meat is like 9/11, you never forget" ~Jacob 2017

"Y'all got a switch?" ~Dark 2018

"THATS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOP" ~Kean 2018

"Nah cows aren't in season, they don't grow this time of year" ~Jacob 2018

"My leg fell asleep so hard that it hurt so hard" ~Bryan 2018

"I gotta go fish my dog" ~Dark 2018

"Hold on let me pull up my DEAD ♥♥♥♥♥ map" ~Boot 2018

"Don't get your knickers in a twist." -Delvast 2018

"How the Turn Tables." -Boot 2018

Waffley: "How are your real friends?"
Bri: "I don't know, how are you guys doing?" (43 Opinion Points) ~2018

"I was gonna borrow my mom's phone but she's offline" ~Dark 2018

=We gonna start doin full dates=

"With Travelocity you can get the ♥♥♥♥ up outta here" ~Dark 11/24/18

"GOOD BYE GAMER YOU DROPPED YOUR SHIELD SO YOU ARE DEAD NOW!" (Video) ~Dark 12/7/18

Waffley: "Jesus was a carpenter"
Anner: "No he was a lawnmower" ~AnnerxWaffley Collab 1/7/2019

"10 gigabytes of ♥♥♥♥♥ and ass" ~Dark 1/10/19

"I don't remember that Cloud bein in uhh... what's that movie with hercules?" ~Dark 1/28/2019

Bosi: "What does ITT stand for?"
Kean: "It ♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥?!" ~KeanxBosi Collab 3/2/2019

"Burger" ~Dark 4/1/2019

"Don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥ kiss me, I swear to god." ~Dark 9/5/2019