I hate pyro. I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ express how much i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate always being caught by some brain damaged ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from around the corner and burnt to death in seconds like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steak on a saturday barbeque. Every time i fight a pyro i either ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die from after burn, or end up with half of the hp i had before the fight. The flamethrower is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broken, it takes 0 brain cells to use it and it can delete you from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ existance in a trillionth of a nanosecond. Not only that, the airblast of the flamethrower can counter every single class in this god awful game. Especially me, being a demo main (a truely high-skilled, high IQ individual) and soldier mains (fellow high IQ individuals) suffer from this dumbass game mechanic, because it makes every aspect of these classes completely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless. Oh, and did i even mention the other horribly broken weapons that pyro has? For example, the phlogistinator. The secondary function of this piece of ♥♥♥♥ is even more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ busted than the airblast. You can literally get FREE CRITS by pressing RMB, instead of skilfully earning them by getting them randomly. One time i played Dustbowl and i was on blu in the third phase, and one of these low IQ, smelly, primate level individuals using a phlogistinator showed up to our spawn door and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ obliterated our team with crits. He also had a pocket medic girlfriend (dumb ♥♥♥♥♥). After he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anhilated our whole team i told him to kill himself in the chat (rightfully so). Then he responded to me in the chat and insulted my mother (said he had sexual intercourse with her), and i told him that he was lying. He then told me to "cope harder". I didn't really understand what he meant, but the words he said really hurt me, and i started crying. After that i closed the game, hit my head against the wall out of anger, and touched myself to nude pictures of Miss Pauling. Anyways, i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate pyro.

I hate pyro. I can't fucking express how much i fucking hate always being caught by some brain damaged asshole from around the corner and burnt to death in seconds like a fucking steak on a saturday barbeque. Every time i fight a pyro i either fucking die from after burn, or end up with half of the hp i had before the fight. The flamethrower is so fucking broken, it takes 0 brain cells to use it and it can delete you from fucking existance in a trillionth of a nanosecond. Not only that, the airblast of the flamethrower can counter every single class in this god awful game. Especially me, being a demo main (a truely high-skilled, high IQ individual) and soldier mains (fellow high IQ individuals) suffer from this dumbass game mechanic, because it makes every aspect of these classes completely fucking useless. Oh, and did i even mention the other horribly broken weapons that pyro has? For example, the phlogistinator. The secondary function of this piece of shit is even more fucking busted than the airblast. You can literally get FREE CRITS by pressing RMB, instead of skilfully earning them by getting them randomly. One time i played Dustbowl and i was on blu in the third phase, and one of these low IQ, smelly, primate level individuals using a phlogistinator showed up to our spawn door and fucking obliterated our team with crits. He also had a pocket medic girlfriend (dumb bitch). After he fucking anhilated our whole team i told him to kill himself in the chat (rightfully so). Then he responded to me in the chat and insulted my mother (said he had sexual intercourse with her), and i told him that he was lying. He then told me to "cope harder". I didn't really understand what he meant, but the words he said really hurt me, and i started crying. After that i closed the game, hit my head against the wall out of anger, and touched myself to nude pictures of Miss Pauling. Anyways, i fucking hate pyro.