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fort. night

I hate pyro. I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ express how much i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate always being caught by some brain damaged ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from around the corner and burnt to death in seconds like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steak on a saturday barbeque. Every time i fight a pyro i either ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die from after burn, or end up with half of the hp i had before the fight. The flamethrower is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broken, it takes 0 brain cells to use it and it can delete you from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ existance in a trillionth of a nanosecond. Not only that, the airblast of the flamethrower can counter every single class in this god awful game. Especially me, being a demo main (a truely high-skilled, high IQ individual) and soldier mains (fellow high IQ individuals) suffer from this dumbass game mechanic, because it makes every aspect of these classes completely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless. Oh, and did i even mention the other horribly broken weapons that pyro has? For example, the phlogistinator. The secondary function of this piece of ♥♥♥♥ is even more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ busted than the airblast. You can literally get FREE CRITS by pressing RMB, instead of skilfully earning them by getting them randomly. One time i played Dustbowl and i was on blu in the third phase, and one of these low IQ, smelly, primate level individuals using a phlogistinator showed up to our spawn door and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ obliterated our team with crits. He also had a pocket medic girlfriend (dumb ♥♥♥♥♥). After he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anhilated our whole team i told him to kill himself in the chat (rightfully so). Then he responded to me in the chat and insulted my mother (said he had sexual intercourse with her), and i told him that he was lying. He then told me to "cope harder". I didn't really understand what he meant, but the words he said really hurt me, and i started crying. After that i closed the game, hit my head against the wall out of anger, and touched myself to nude pictures of Miss Pauling. Anyways, i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate pyro.

horrible.