guys for my next birthday party I asked the dj to play the whip nae nae song so let’s all whip nae nae together on the dance floor

I mean, I guess I did it to myself? No one takes me seriously and I'm just the class clown. We're all highschool freshmen so I know everyone has object permanence, but once I'm not in sight I feel myself disappear. Everyone sees me trying to act all happy and carefree and funny but they don't see me when I'm alone crying in the shower with my Waterproof Anker Soundcore Boom 2 Bluetooth Boombox.

I can't remember what drug it was but in college I was at a party and I took this drug and I literally could not keep a ♥♥♥♥ out of my mouth. I remember lying on the floor unable to move but as soon as a ♥♥♥♥ was pressed against my mouth my only motivation became to suck it deeper into my mouth. There is video of me crawling on all fours desperately following a guy's ♥♥♥♥ trying to get it inside my mouth. I don't know what drug it is, but apparently there is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drug out there that will turn any straight man into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ and this knowledge scares the ever living ♥♥♥♥ out of me. I don't want to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but when I was on this drug I didn't want to be anything other than a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I hate that I live with the knowledge of what it feels like to have a ♥♥♥♥ inside your mouth.

the journey of a thousand steps begins with a thousand steps. you have not reached your destination until you are there. remember to savor the struggle and not the payoff. everyone has their day and you just haven't had yours yet. stay strong and only give up when it suits you.

Is this Jaylen’s dad? Why am I getting a call from James Buffet charter school saying that Jaylen is unconsensually showing my son “transmasc” porn and asking him if he’s transmasc? My son is 12 he doesn’t know what any of that means. Please correct the behavior at home or I will contact the police and report sexual harassment.

I heard you got that finding Nemo bird with big throat gawk gawk and I’m hankering to find out whether or not that’s a trail tale or a true tail