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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odblokowano: 3 sierpnia 2014 o 15:03

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odblokowano: 9 sierpnia 2014 o 20:50

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odblokowano: 3 sierpnia 2014 o 15:03

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Odblokowano: 18 sierpnia 2014 o 23:06

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odblokowano: 9 sierpnia 2014 o 20:55

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odblokowano: 22 sierpnia 2014 o 23:22

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odblokowano: 5 września 2014 o 18:05

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odblokowano: 5 września 2014 o 18:57

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odblokowano: 25 października 2019 o 19:06

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odblokowano: 25 października 2019 o 20:07

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odblokowano: 19 czerwca 2017 o 17:26

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odblokowano: 26 października 2019 o 20:20

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Odblokowano: 29 lutego 2020 o 18:20

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odblokowano: 20 sierpnia 2014 o 0:11

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odblokowano: 26 października 2019 o 17:40

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odblokowano: 26 października 2019 o 18:25

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odblokowano: 25 października 2019 o 16:44

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Odblokowano: 29 lutego 2020 o 18:32

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odblokowano: 9 sierpnia 2014 o 21:31

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2017 o 7:06

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odblokowano: 21 lipca 2021 o 5:09

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odblokowano: 9 sierpnia 2014 o 20:43

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odblokowano: 5 września 2014 o 17:44

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odblokowano: 25 października 2019 o 16:12

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odblokowano: 19 czerwca 2017 o 17:48

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Odblokowano: 26 października 2019 o 17:27

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Odblokowano: 28 lutego 2020 o 18:52

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odblokowano: 9 sierpnia 2014 o 20:50

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odblokowano: 3 sierpnia 2014 o 15:03

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odblokowano: 25 października 2019 o 17:28

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odblokowano: 3 sierpnia 2014 o 15:05

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Odblokowano: 29 lutego 2020 o 18:42

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2017 o 7:26

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Odblokowano: 24 czerwca 2017 o 2:11

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odblokowano: 9 sierpnia 2014 o 20:48

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 22 sierpnia 2014 o 23:24

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Odblokowano: 4 września 2014 o 16:03

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odblokowano: 3 sierpnia 2014 o 15:01

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odblokowano: 9 sierpnia 2014 o 20:43

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odblokowano: 20 sierpnia 2014 o 23:40

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 22 sierpnia 2014 o 23:27

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odblokowano: 2 kwietnia 2015 o 0:38

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Odblokowano: 21 lutego 2020 o 22:14

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Odblokowano: 13 lutego 2021 o 4:32

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odblokowano: 4 września 2014 o 3:17

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odblokowano: 7 sierpnia 2014 o 23:22

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Odblokowano: 3 września 2014 o 1:27

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Odblokowano: 5 września 2014 o 17:12

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odblokowano: 11 czerwca 2023 o 15:59

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2017 o 7:21

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Odblokowano: 8 września 2014 o 1:51

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Odblokowano: 26 października 2019 o 20:23

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Odblokowano: 24 czerwca 2017 o 2:35

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Odblokowano: 25 czerwca 2017 o 0:31

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Odblokowano: 1 listopada 2019 o 18:58

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Odblokowano: 1 listopada 2019 o 22:42

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Odblokowano: 2 listopada 2019 o 0:15

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Odblokowano: 26 października 2019 o 21:51

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Odblokowano: 24 czerwca 2017 o 2:28

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Odblokowano: 28 października 2019 o 2:08

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Odblokowano: 1 listopada 2019 o 23:35

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Odblokowano: 24 czerwca 2017 o 22:59

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Odblokowano: 29 lutego 2020 o 17:51

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Odblokowano: 24 lipca 2021 o 20:05

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

13 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

23 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

3 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

23 / 30