Recent reviews by Daddy Dong Legs

when i first played this game, i remember a guy killing me with a weapon that lit me on fire with one shot.

181 hours later, I'm that level 10 guy with the +9 Fire Weapon killing you in Undead Burg.

I'm sorry.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. r.i.p. Konami
Vengeful Mosquito Rises

it's pretty sweet.

The frog monk says memes.

So for people saying the DLC is short. Well you probably ran through it on your level 125 character. My friend and I saw that it was set to be connected from Cathedral of the Deep and said to ourselves, "Well then, I bet we need to be somewhere around THAT level to get the full experience." So we beat it on level 60 characters. That was tough as balls and I highly recommend it. Then once we'd EARNED doing it cakewalk style, we ran through it on our main characters and beat it in about an hour a piece. Doing it on freshies legitimately took us 2 days. 10/10 Would Rage Again.

This game is definitely something special. I wish I'd let Terry die to keep my empty bottles.