Recent reviews by awake loro kabeh

fun game the weapon is to op tho

disturbed mental state YES hardworking YES big dream YES
what more i can ask for? very realistic simulator of the reality
🙏BLESS🙏

borderlands 2 with farting and space
25% more handsome

Stuck on loading screen simulator 2019
cant even join the game
Please fix

Payday 2 is great with epic music by simon viklund
but they killed payday 2 with to much seperate dlc and too much microtransaction

For now, it seems that i was addicted by this game..
Challanging missions, and epic stories make me curious about what will happens in the end of the story..
Gameplay: 9/10
Graphics: 7/10
Overall: 8/10 VC_LANCER:

Creepy Zombies, Minimalist FPS, Rare Loots, ****ing Connection, 10/10 (y)
Remember for anyone who want to buy it, check if your computer or else can play smoothly this games before buy it ,_,

Great and addicting open world action games!
10/10

Counter-Strike: Global Offense - The Madhouse of Tactical Absurdity

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the wacky world of Counter-Strike: Global Offense, where shooting terrorists and defusing bombs has never been so delightfully ludicrous. Strap on your helmets and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and questionable tactics.

In this comical theater of chaos, you'll join a team of hardened professionals who seem to have graduated from the prestigious School of Shooting Backwards. Witness the awe-inspiring spectacle of players effortlessly strafing left and right, as if engaged in a high-stakes dance competition rather than a firefight. It's a mesmerizing display of grace and agility, or at least that's what they believe.

But let's not forget the unpredictable nature of our beloved in-game economy. Prepare to scratch your head in bewilderment as your teammates, in a fit of insanity, spend their hard-earned money on frivolous virtual items instead of, you know, practical necessities like bullets or body armor. Who needs survival when you can have a fancy knife skin that'll leave your enemies laughing all the way to the scoreboard?

And speaking of teammates, rejoice in the symphony of delightful communication that will serenade your ears. Whether it's the poetic art of a teammate's impromptu beatboxing or the intellectually stimulating debate over who has the most impressive virtual collection of firearms, you'll find that verbal clarity and concise coordination are mere myths in this cacophony of confusion.

But fear not, for in the realm of absurdity, nothing tops the alluring dance of the smoke grenade. Behold its mesmerizing power as it transforms the battlefield into a whimsical dreamscape of confusion and disorientation. Marvel at the tactical brilliance of your teammates, who will blindly charge into this fog of war with reckless abandon, hoping that their misguided bravery will lead to victory.

Oh, and let's not forget the exquisite art of defusing bombs. As you approach the explosive device, prepare for heart-pounding excitement and the inexplicable ability of terrorists to somehow forget how to look down. Witness their strategic genius as they dance around the bomb site, desperately attempting to prevent its defusal, but never thinking to... you know... actually look at the ground.

And finally, we must pay tribute to the divine power of the infamous "lucky headshot." For in this realm of absurdity, skill is optional, but the capacity for outrageous luck is mandatory. Rejoice as your bullet magically finds its way to an enemy's cranium, despite your shaky aim and utter lack of strategy. It's a testament to the game's unparalleled dedication to delivering sheer, unadulterated chaos.

In conclusion, Counter-Strike: Global Offense is a carnival of lunacy, where tactical prowess and common sense are tossed out the window in favor of pure, unfiltered absurdity. Embrace the madness, laugh at the nonsensical strategies, and revel in the glorious chaos of a game that defies all logic. Welcome to the madhouse, my friends.

damn this game.. very COOL!!!
nice work Nelson!
i am 15 year old, and i can't make a game like you D:

9.925/10 ☺