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Recent reviews by Noir

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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
307.5 hrs on record (303.8 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ this game
Posted 18 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
88.2 hrs on record (13.6 hrs at review time)
its peak and tuxedo sam is the best
Posted 4 February.
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5 people found this review helpful
12.7 hrs on record
game's good but i won't change my negative review until they credit those who worked on it.
Posted 30 November, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
151.3 hrs on record (17.2 hrs at review time)
please mr dan fornace release pomme sooner than later and my life is yours
Posted 23 October, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
magic frog does a kickflip
Posted 5 August, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
18.7 hrs on record (18.4 hrs at review time)
25 dollars online paywall for the most barebones content ive ever seen is honestly not worth your time

the gameplay is ok but i don't think there's any world in which the current state of the game can justify a 25 dollar paywall for the main component of the game. i think they really shot themselves in the foot in terms of a steady playerbase with this move.

i understand gamedev costs a lot of money & takes a lot of time, i'm not really suggesting the game should have been launched as free to play as devs need to eat - but i just think the $25 asking price is too steep given how little content there is.

for this reason i am giving it a negative review, i suggest waiting for a sale if there ever is one & hopefully by then the playerbase isn't as bad as say, NASB's.
Posted 31 May, 2023. Last edited 31 May, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
101.1 hrs on record (83.9 hrs at review time)
nerf juliette
Posted 24 May, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
57.2 hrs on record (14.2 hrs at review time)
the negative/mixed reviews because "game too hard"

game is great, well worth the money.
Posted 24 April, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,306.6 hrs on record (19.0 hrs at review time)
finn mid
Posted 20 July, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2 people found this review funny
61.1 hrs on record (31.3 hrs at review time)
what's up slappers
Posted 20 June, 2022.
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