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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:41pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 2:54am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 11:39am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 10:03pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:28am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 3:31pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:41pm



Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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