Recent reviews by ✪ Schizo Abe ✪

Amazing game.
No matter how careful you are, you will die to something you could not have anticipated or reacted to.
100+ hours and I can only make it to the third level sometimes.

R.I.P. HALO
The new player base is the worst.
I don't know what happened to halo players, but being a REDACTED and hiding behind literally everything is not the way to play the game. Go score points by actually playing the game instead of camping corners you REDACTED.
If you're reading this, eat REDACTED. Go play hide and seek outside you brainlet.

It was good twice.

Gaming

Welcome to Warframe; the game with crazy weapons, ninja robot aliens with crazy powers, and the steepest learning curve.
I wouldn't have 1000+ hours if the game wasn't fun after the tough, confusing start. Here's what you need to know before playing:

Every frame and weapon is viable (except mk1 weapons)
Don't sell your stuff before ranking it up all the way - important for mastery rank
Auto-mod your stuff before getting a feel for it - that's the real fun part
Grinding is a way of life.

Pretty good smash clone, a bit too furry.

If you're looking for an amazing hack and slash, mob killing, ultimate horde destroying, face melting game, play Dynasty Warriors 4, where the fighting felt impactful and played really well.
The mapping of the controls are bad, but after a good fix, the gameplay is still weak.

Tiddies

Good hippin hoppin bippin boppin friendly fun with your pals and pals you've never met before.

Bad