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RIP Battlefield 1942/'43 and 2142; the next best successor Battlefield Har- I mean, Battlefield Bad Company 2... EA don't you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take this one away

The reason why I'm failing AP Bio...

Pro:
It's a pretty solid game but the animal AI is nothing compared to the (improved) dog AI in COD: Ghosts
Cons:
J-eww play and its association to this game
(I want to die whenever I launch that ♥♥♥♥....)

I robbed a bank once in real life.



































I took fish from it because it was a river bank.

Now time for a review.
Get this game while it is discounted, and it will be worth the money.
Pros:
- Get to rob banks and more
- ALOT of customizations
- Some of the DLCs
- Unique enemies
- Prestige system
- Vlad
- Jacket
- Goats with Coke stuffed up their p0_0py hole :/ (Thats an actual mission....)

Pro/Con (Inbetween/Mixed)
- The Grind
- "Offshore" and Spending money
- The difficulty gap from Overkill to Deathwish (Difficulty order being Normal, Hard, Very Hard, Overkill, and Deathwish)
- Alot of people like to do Guns Blazin' rather than stealth, and you occasionally get some moron that comes into your lobby while stealthing and lobs some explosives and starts shooting in the air while you stealth, which alerts all the gaurds and breaks stealth....

Cons
- What the ♥♥♥♥ is this De-Sync.....
- Stealthing with some friends is very hard because De-sync
- De-sync?
- De-sync.
- De-sync!
- No anti-cheat system....
- Driving mechanics are horendous

>Walking Down Sidewalk
>See men preaching
>These words are not of the emeperors'
>Screams "HERESY!"
>Calls for an Exterminatus
>Flees on a spacecraft
>Watches the glory from orbit
>Goes to another planet
>Sees purple on one half, and dots of green on the other
>Lands
>DEAR GOD CHAOS AND ORKS, ALL HERESY MUST BE RID!
>Exterminatus
This is the daily life of a glorified Space Marine

i fought a big black flying ♥♥♥♥ with plasma cannons, it was classified as a mega, and there was a massive plasma cannon at the tip, tis ♥♥♥♥ was the scary thing i have ever fought

If you like some good breast, and want skeenz (that you sadly cant trade off and become a multi-millionare like in CS ;c ) and want to play an easy to learn the mechanics game, but almost any other aspect is just complicated. 9/11 would watch loki ride Artemis's ass and only Artemis's ass again. would rate holocaust/10 if Jesus was added, with out him there would be no holocaust.

Fallout New Vegas Review:

Base Game: I am the robot pimp, Armor Piercing ammo is best ammo, Blew up entire cave of deathclaws with C4. 11/10

Honest Hearts: Filthy savage tribals... Hollow Point Ammo and Incendiary ammo has never been so useful.... 10/10

Old World Blues: Pulse ammo has never been better. Found a new way to make a dildo. Talked to TV Screens and one of them was horny :/ .... Used the dildo/10

Lonesome Road: This DLC was created by Michael Bay... 10 <Nuclear Warhead>/10 I need more explosive ammo.

Dead Money: I had advil on my desk, the headache was unbearable, it is hard to find ♥♥♥♥.... Melee weapons and unarmed weapons have never been better... OD'd/10

Overall Fallout New Vegas Rating: 10/10 Dead Money is playable but unbearable :/ stock up on all ammo types because you will use it all at one point or another.

Ever seen a movie that has Nazis, Kung Fu, Guns, Dinosaurs, lazerz, hackz, and a God in the same movie orgasming in a circle jerk all at once? This is the movie for you.