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You are no match for me, Billy!

Kill your first Billy Bob
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 9:20am

I like you...but I have to kill you...

Kill your first Orc Warmaiden
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Not so hip anymore!

Kill your first Orc Hipster
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 3:46pm

Timber!

Kill the Ent
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 6:14pm

MLG 360 no scope kill!

Kill your first Orc Noob
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Slimy... yet satisfying

Kill your first Grumpy Worm
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 8:52am

You can't stop me, bro!

Kill your first Shotgun Knight
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 8:43am

A Megapint...?

Drink your very first grog
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 11:26am

I drink, but I'm not a drunk!

Have three grogs in total
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 11:26am

Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...

Drink five large grogs at the same time
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 11:26am

Yeehaw!!!

Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 8:55pm

You're not so Big anymore, Boi!

Kill Big Boi
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 7:47pm

Self assessed tax return

Kill your first IRS guy
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 5:52pm

Meetballs, coming up!

Kill a Billy-Goat
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 8:42am

Bloody Knuckles

Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 5:50pm

You're not going to blow me up!

Kill you first Grenadier
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Spare Ribs

Kill your first Skelton warrior
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 11:29am

Honk honk!

Kill the clown in the sewers
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 6:16pm

Grumpy Immortal

Defeat The Immortal
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Tastes just like chicken!

Eat your first Garden Gnome
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Your daily dose of Vitamin C.

Eat 100 Gnomes
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 8:43am

I'm getting full...

Eat 500 Gnomes
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 7:01pm

Ripe Meat Off The Bone!

Eat your first grilled chicken
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Scrambled Eggs

Collect at least 100 eggs
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 6:41pm

Surprise!!

Buy a surpise from Melisande
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 9:16am

Nerd

Read a book from a bookshelf
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Free Of Chains

Release all the chains
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 6:18pm

Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe

Pick up a Mistlefoe
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Cockadoodledoo!

Find the marvelous Chickenator
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 4:49pm

Are you ready to rumble?

Get your very first lethal weapon
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 3:23pm

I've got the power

Get full strength when Level Up
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 6:45am

Catch me if you can

Get full agility when Level Up
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 12:49pm

I'm feeling lucky!

Get full luck when Level Up
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Better safe than sorry - use protection

Get full protection when Level Up
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 8:00pm

European karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 8:02pm

Blurry depth perception

Kill your first Sven-Olof
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 4:04pm

Mushroom soup of the day

Kill your first Fungoid Bob
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 6:01pm

AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!

Catch fire
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Catch the bus with me!

Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 5:49pm

Butcher

Kill 100 enemies
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Master Butcher

Kill 500 enemies
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 9:21am

My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!

Kill 1000 enemies
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 8:55pm

Pasta Bolognese

Whoop Ass 10 times!
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 10:58am

Thats disgusting!

Use the stinky outhouse
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 8:54am

Fire-fighter!

Put out the fire
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 5:06pm

Rolling, Rolling, Rolling

Dodge 20 times
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 4:00pm

I'm going to get a concussion

Dodge 100 times
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 12:01pm

I want to throw up!

Dodge 500 times
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Up and down

Jump 20 times
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 3:48pm

My pants squeak when I walk

Jump 100 times
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 6:08pm

I cant stand still!

Jump 500 times
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 5:05pm

No...No...No...that was not meant for you...yet!

Get the Jetpack 2000 by cheating
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 6:36am

Out of bounds

Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 10:26am

Another one bites the iron

Kill an enemy using metal bars
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 11:49am

Haemochromatosis

Kill yourself with metal bars
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 11:49am

Meat grinder

Get eaten by a shark
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 5:15pm

Hovering around

Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 6:34pm

That's what cheese said!

Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 3:41pm

Oh, you're up to no gouda!

Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Make America Grate Again

Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 8:51am

You're looking mozzare-hella good!

Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 8:45pm

Fifty Shades of Gruyere

Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Kleptomaniac

Loot 6 drunken orcs
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Just wing it!

Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 7:04pm

Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 6:28pm

Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 9:44am

Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 5:17pm

Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 8:45am

Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 8:57pm

Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 5:39pm

Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 3:56pm

Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 6:59pm

Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 8:30pm

Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 9:04pm

Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 7:33pm

Spoiler alert!

Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Deal with it

Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 9:22pm

Consider it dealt with

Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 3:42pm

Co-Whoop

Play together with at least one of your friends
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 6:50am