Recent reviews by Delay Lama

The real boss of the DLC is trying to move before the game crashes.

I love directing the silly little guys to do silly little warcrimes

I am 100% sure you can beat this game with a shovel...

Probably the best battle royale game on steam right now and hopefully for awhile. This game makes my heart beat so fast to the point were I don't know if winning if worth it over a micro heartattack.

A game that once had equally balanced updates for the rich and the poor is now a sharkcard driven cluster♥♥♥♥ with nothing but modders and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

If I were to sum up this game in one phrase it would be "The match you were trying to join is full." Jokes aside this game is relatively fun once you've joined a match with decent people. I will list my determined pros and cons below.

Pros:
- Cool retro, plastic like graphics
- Huge arsenal of unique weapons
- Semi-large community
- Level progression and a game store without microtransactions

Cons:
- Most of the players in the community are toxic, xp farming degererates
- Limited plain levels
- Not much to do once you've reached max level other than wage your own gamestore credits

Overall, the game is okay. I don't have many hours and I don't plan to put in anymore.

Miscreated is fun at first when you're in the honeymoon stage. Then you start to see all the flaws and unnecessary "features" that make the game unbearable to play. A simple pros and cons list always does the trick.

Pros:
- Graphically the game looks nice
- Player interactions are fun (Though not very abundant, you'll roam hours without seeing a person on a full server)
- Map is unique and large

Cons: (There are plenty to go around)
- On full 50 player servers I struggle to find people even after walking or driving around for hours
- Melee combat is terrible, half the hits don't register and it feels clunky
- Mutant AI is so bad it makes it hard to fight them (You either have to shoot them or deal with the turn-based melee battle with the terrible melee mechanics)
- Cars drive like ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gmod addon cars
- Weather system straight up doesn't work (Snows and rains within buildings)
- Buildings don't protect you from the elements whatsoever
- Dropping items often results in it clipping and falling through the map or it glitching out and launching 20 feet away from where you dropped it
- Sound design is pretty bad, its almost impossible to track where sounds are coming from
- Anytime you receive a status effect (Radiation, sickness, overheating, cold, etc...) it covers your screen with a terrible png layer that you can't get rid of)
- Swimming will make you want to drown yourself to avoid the misery of trying to navigate any body of water in this game
- Half the food/water on the map is poisoned or gives you radiation
- Fall damage is so strict you have to be careful going down stairs sometimes
- Jump height is shallow
- The game is darker (light-wise) than a blackhole

Now on to my problems with Entrada Interative (Creator of this mess)
- Rushed to push the game to 1.0 to push for skins and a community market (The game feels and plays like an alpha)
- Added DLC in a last ditch attempt to get players
- Amcoin steam inventory system is so uninspired it baffles me (Allows you to store in-game items in your steam inventory and it transfers between servers) Nothing is stopping duping exploiters and modders from abusing it.

Please avoid this game, wait for the next lackluster survival game to come out of the cracks

I couldn't complete the first level because Jesus wasn't there. Is there something wrong with my game?



EDIT: I did some research and found out that Jesus doesn't exist.


:)

Garry's Mod has countless content within the workshop. This game will survive anything with the community backing it up. Very good game, get it. Like get it. GET IT.

Though the game was built on a throne of lies in the beginning, Hello Games actually managed to bring the content to the table without just running with our money.



It takes guts to do something like that.