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Brownian Motion

Pass the toilet paper to the Scientist in need.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Caffeine Extraction

Perform surgical caffeine extraction from 20 vending machines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Calculated Trajectory

Kill 10 airborne Headcrabs using the Shotgun.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Convection Refinement

Ruin the microwave casserole.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Dead Reckoning

Kill an Assassin with the .357 Magnum.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Gray Matter Propulsion

Headshot 20 Enemies with the .357 Magnum.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Hyper Saturation Conundrum

Drown in Lambda Core's coolant.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Inflammatory Actions

Kill a Headcrab using fire.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

Kinetic Repulsion

Kill a Marine with their own Grenade.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Nuclear Fishin'

Kill an Ichthyosaur with either the Tau or Gluon.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Permeable Infrastructure

Use the alternate path in Office Complex.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Premature Expulsion

Use an entire clip of Gluon ammo in one continuous shot.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Prophylactic Suggested

Get overtaken by a Headcrab's ample anterior.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Proverbial Tinkerer

Interfere with the alarm and laptop in Anomalous Materials.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Quantum Capacitance

Overcharge it anyway.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Remote Detonation

Kill a Barnacle with a Satchel.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Resonance Procrastinator

Refuse to insert the specimen into the Anti-Mass Spectrometer.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Universal Gravitation

Get killed by your own Snarks.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 9:31pm

PhD in Pacifism

Don't kill any Vortigaunts in the Borderworld.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Stealth Technology

Escape the Hangar in Surface Tension without alerting the Soldiers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55pm

xen when

Wait too long to jump into the Lambda Teleporter.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

Our Brains And Your Brawn

Assemble all the possible Scientists and Guards at the end of Office Complex.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 11:45am

Less Than Desirable Consequences

Die in the AMS Beam before starting the experiment.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Following the Rules

Use the welcome mat.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:57am

Contest Propellant

Find the snack supply canister.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Black Mesa Decathlon Winner

Escape the Gargantua’s Lair without taking any damage from Gargantuas.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Anti-Matter Over Mind

Kill a Controller without killing any of its mind-controlled Vortigaunt slaves.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Limitless Potential

Accept G-Man’s offer of employment.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Rather an Anticlimax

Decline G-Man’s offer of employment.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Well-Done

Cook a Grenade for too long.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:08pm



Centripetal Attraction

Kill 20 Enemies with the Hivehand.

Digital Wizardry

Kill 10 enemies with a reprogrammed Sentry.

Ethically Questionable

Conduct all of the questionable research experiments.

Futile Resistance

Kill 10 Enemies with Snarks.

Mega Hertz

Kill 5 Enemies with one Grenade.

Rare Specimen

Send the Hidden Hat to Xen.

Unified Coupling Theorum

Help the Barnacle and Headcrab find true love.

Prolific Popper

Kill all Protozoans in the Borderworld.

One Step Ahead

Kill 10 Enemies with Tripmines​​.

Orbital Trajectory

Skip the opening Xen island with a secret jump.​

Doctor’s Signature

Deliver the finishing blow to Gonarch with your Crowbar.

Gonad Glider

Get whacked into oblivion in the ledge fight.

Post-Mortem Interval

Find each member of the missing research teams.

Laser Immunization

Complete Interloper without taking any laser damage.

Specimen GG

Take out all three Healing Crystals in Nihilanth’s Chamber at the same time​.

Late for Work

Defeat Nihilanth in under 4 minutes.​
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