I was sitting outside flinders st trying to enjoy my coffee after a night out with the boys (we go hard) and this guy just came up and chucked a 50c coin right into the cup. Now I wouldn't normally mind (free money) but I was kinda out of it at this point and swallowed the thing whole. I'm not sure if you know how big these things are in aus but they ain't no 5c coin (smaller coin). So I thought now you've done it, I won't be seeing that coin for another 2 to 3 days (my usual bowel cycle). But its been almost a month (26 days, 3 hours and 21 minutes) and im yet to take a fat one. I would have gone to the doctors by now but im scared if they have a look up there they'll also find my bag of ice (went missing around the same time). So if you see this guy tell him he owes me 50c (but im kinda scared of them now). If that's not possible at least come around with a plunger and we can try to get the sucker out (can't see back there by myself). So in conclusion -rep (unless he comes around).

Listen man, just gonna cut to the chase here. I want to steal your items. No indirect ♥♥♥♥ like, "You won from SteamID!" or, "Haha, we played cs last week" or phishy links type ♥♥♥♥. Send me a trade offer and let me yoink all of your stuff. Thanks. - Honest scammer

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