I look down on my feet and I notice i'm wearing flip flops into combat
we are already being overrun by infidels. I see a fellow taliban him and his glorious beard and turban, waving an rpg trying to get a lock on the non believers. I go behind him, and start yelling "taktihar, yemshimi yemshimi, Allah-akbar! Allah-akbar", he immediately picks up on it, yells "Allah-Akbar" and discharges that rocket launcher of his. And in all that excitement I totally forgot about the rpg's backblast. 10/10 would get blown off my flip flops from an RPG backblast while in taliban frenzy, again.